general

okay

>fucking

oh wait I forgot all you fucks are engineers

>>before marriage

enjoy your PHD Pika

I will

pika you know how easy my classes were since I never went to class

I genuinely enjoy learning

I enjoyed everything about college, including class

imagine not blacking out on the weekends while still planning on getting a masters in chemical engineering, with a minor in comp sci, in 5 years total

it just.... wasn't my sole focus on campus

^

imagine only getting one minor with your dual degree Kappa

To be fair, my anti party stance is less a productivity thing and more a distain for the activity

because it is not a fun concept to me

yeah i can see that

I am getting two minors pog

I enjoyed trying many different lifestyles in college

so is spooky

honestly sometimes i question my own reasons for partying when im puking in a frat basement

but not degrees

i got two minors while only taking one extra class

Don't party

I got zero minors

liar

lol

dual major though right?

you love 14 year olds

I am getting a pure math and astrophysics minor because they only required 4 extra courses each

How did the the totally fair and equally moderated debate go

that's 8 extra courses though

we all agreed to vote for Bernie

in solidarity

2 semesters

yeah I am taking an extra year to do pure math

Accelerationism

because I wanted to learn more math

imagine liking pure math Vomit

imagine not likeing math

lmao

Pure math is boring

hes a math major, let him be dolf

imagine not absorbing all mathematical concepts instantly

true, now healthy eating and micromanaging your life to not be a degenerate

that is fun

It's probably one of the least corrupted and most objective subjects

But it's boring

imagine not absorbing alcohol through your rectum

instead of doing math

butt

chugging

I will not stand for a bunch of engineers talking shit about math

imagine doing math

instead of meth

doing drungs

and drugs

im high right now motherfuckers

and wondering why they cant afford bail

lmao why even go to school just hit hammer on nail build bridge

because you spend so much on those drugs

bopit shut up

I can't believe fat posting is banned

fuck off

fuck

off

cunk

its ok Dolf, we'll all pay for it with our taxes

in the end

since fair is fair

Engineers don't hit nails on bridges

They force other people to do it

we tell people to hit nails on bridges

exactly

LEGO

bridges

STONKS

LEGO

Let's watch lego

SEASON 2 WHEN

where's Max