general

oh, yeah it's 100% an American thing

I can lower my effective tax rate from ~50% to ~20%

yeah that is crazy, makes sense why its a no brainer then

when I actually paid 50% in taxes a couple years ago, that broke me and I was convinced there had to be something I was missing

turns out there was

(which is the same thing I yelled at Josh about for the record Pika, when he was last bitching about his stupid tax-lawyer meme)

lol

other than taxes, it also is a privacy thing, gives you access to more healthcare options, and other business only services

Damn, honestly, that's an easy loophole to close

and then people will tell you they also just want to be able to write "CEO" on their business card

You can just do that

you are kind of the CEO of Phijkchu

though "Cult Mother" is a better title

True

alright, where's my fucking salary

pika

No I'm the CEO

great, now pay me

We are a non profit

Also fire I payed your salary

it was the rent for that week

Can we be a research institution? I want you to print me an accredited degree

I think within 2 years, we will have enough PhDs among us

to argue we should be allowed to be an accredited research intitute

among us?

maybe then we can get a research grant to pay heir

Referring to fire as heir, actual CEO larp

Son or daughter

you strike me as a boy-dad

based on Steins;Gate child gender lore

(also, that came out today for anyone who wants to play the VN)

I'll wait for the gameboy port

wait actually

does this mean we get a new OST

maybe I will DL this

why do they need a permission slip signed by their parent?

They are under age

or mentally unfit to make decisions themself

I presume

the harem master has at least 3 people in the harem, harem in the traditional use case of either a romantic or sexual group for one person

is it romantic or sexual in this context?

depends on what you think your hypothetical kid would go for

is your kid the type to have a romantic or sexual harem, also to answer another question preemptively, if they are the head or just a member also depends on what kind of hypothetical kid you think you have

My child is only allowed to be in a harem if he's the head and the harem members are all beautiful women.

. . .

thank you whoever did that

You are welcome

I assume he did that knowing I can see deleted messages

I didn't know you can

I figured it was gent

but then again pika would be in timeout if it was gent

I don't think gent would time me out for that because that would just cause an argument

and the post was either at my own expense or at tiny's depending on how you interpret it anyways!

or at my hypothetical child's expense

No, your child is based if they can pull that

my answer is no because my hypothetical child isn't a loser who has to ask their parent to sign their permission slip to have a harem

Legal req

They want the state to recognize it for tax reasons

they'll do it regardless

WHAT WAS DELETED

pirate wants to know

degeneracy

as your friend I don't think you want to know

TINY NOOO BOPIT DIDN'T WANT ME TO KNOW...

also pika that's breaking the rule

I'm sorry, I've betrayed you

I like how I have the option to report that to the discord safety team

what rule

and now its been deleted twice

I don't see it in #rules

explaining the rule is too risky

it's old hood wisdom

Hamsta Code?

no i don't think it's applicable to hamsters

ok but rule 13 says everything in this server is satire

that includes that rule

exactly

if everything in this server is a joke than that message that got deleted was in fact a joke?

the fact that everything is a joke is also a joke