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July 17, 2020 – Present
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Spooky Phijkchu general
Regi's cool autodriving tesla showed up somewhere, and Pika, Umbreon, Gent/Polu, and I got in, and it drove off presumably to take us to Regi. it stopped at some shady warehouse and we followed a trail of pokemon cards to an oil drum, in which Regi had been liquified into a pink-silvery sludge by some rival Pokemon card mafia. We went to leave but the car was sad without its master, so we had to go back and get the Regi drum loaded in. As we were driving back the Phijkchu HQ the car was still sad and was making depressing beeps and Gent was making fun of it, so it drove off the side of a bridge and sank, I survived and managed to unbuckle Umbreon and the oil drum, Pika was physicsing himself so I figured he'd be fine (he wasn't) and Gent was all spun up into a cocoon using his seatbelt because the car was taking him down with it. Umbreon died at some point on the surface while I wasn't looking, so I poured a little of Regi out and put Umbreon in too. I paddled to shore, put the barrel down, and went to sleep
Polar_ general
If i spend 500 at an olive garden in like 1 year i want them to treat me like a king and give me tier 100 style cutlery
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legorhin general
The Japanese comments also point out that the no defense game let Mbappe score more than Messi is likely to in the final, so he probably gets top scorer of the tournament off this.
Jaz general
sports betting might as well be flipping a coin for me, since i know literally nothing about sports, except super super specfic stuff lol
Jaz general
Replying to Spooky Phijkchu #spooky.131
nah, hit up polymarket to gamble on the number of times the Queen of England will fart this month
i think those have to be uhh how do you say, money laundering schemes
Jaz general
there was that one blatant clip of the guy at the oscars saying something like "if you bet on me saying potato on polymarket you just made a lot of money" and that was for sure straight up an attempt of skewing the market, so i have to imagine what they are doing that isn't nationally broadcast for people to watch on television (i also have no idea about any of this so im kinda talking out of my ass to be clear lol)
Spooky Phijkchu general
I mean, everyone who works for the DoW, knows when drone strikes or w/e are happening and retarded 19 y/o soldiers think they'll get away with betting on it, and they all get caught
Jaz general
Replying to Pyrrhic #swiss_army_cheese
What's an EV, specificly the kind that appear in sportbetting. And why did they disappear? Did they all evolve into Umbreons?
Once they are released into the wild, they split into their 5 natural forms, the IV's and go their seperate ways, or so im told
Jaz general

If you could be a wizard, what kind of Wizard would you be?

  1. Fire Wizard0 votes · 0%
  2. Ice Wizard2 votes · 12%
  3. Nature Wizard3 votes · 18%
  4. Dark Wizard1 vote · 6%
  5. Holy Wizard2 votes · 12%
  6. Time Wizard7 votes · 41%
  7. The Amazing Spider-Man2 votes · 12%

17 votes Poll closed

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