Message in #general · Neon Genesis Phijkchu

Kribbles Jun 25, 2026 2:01 PM general

Replying to Pyrrhic #swiss_army_cheese

from the monitor to the screen there's half an inch of plastic. When viewing youtube shorts there is not enough screen real-estate to see how much of the video is left over without scrolling ever so slightly down and risk moving to the next video.

You seem like an alien trying to act human and just a few things you do are slightly off, it's fascinating.

Jaz Jun 25, 2026 3:26 PM general

We evolved, magnezone is a very based looking pokemon

Gent Jun 25, 2026 3:57 PM general

Magnezone is a cop wtf he doing here

Phijkchu_Pikachu Jun 25, 2026 3:59 PM general

b0b specficially said he was excited for it like 2months ago when I evolved magnemite, I could not cockblock him and not do it eventually

Polar_ Jun 25, 2026 4:45 PM general

Magnezone would alert the police of minorities outside of the Home Depot

Spooky Phijkchu Jun 25, 2026 5:43 PM general

@Phijkchu_Pikachu I have bad news about 🇨🇦

Spooky Phijkchu Jun 25, 2026 5:43 PM general

MyLordBebo-2067945872881549391-01.mp4 34.9 MiB · captured_local

Spooky Phijkchu Jun 25, 2026 5:43 PM general

Some shitter country you beat by 6 points, killed one of your best players

Dane Jun 25, 2026 5:45 PM general

Pika is somehow the top in the phijkchu league

polu Jun 25, 2026 5:45 PM general

The stomp after he got injured was funny

Spooky Phijkchu Jun 25, 2026 5:46 PM general

Oh yeah, if that should probably be scoring points now that the group stage is ending

Phijkchu_Pikachu Jun 25, 2026 5:48 PM general

Replying to Dane #princelydone

Pika is somehow the top in the phijkchu league

I pick good teams with detailed reasoning

bob Jun 25, 2026 9:23 PM general

Replying to Phijkchu_Pikachu #klombak

b0b specficially said he was excited for it like 2months ago when I evolved magnemite, I could not cockblock him and not do it eventually

yippee

Jaz Jun 25, 2026 10:42 PM general

Replying to Polar_ #polar_

Magnezone would alert the police of minorities outside of the Home Depot

PLEASE EXIT THE PREMISES. THIS IS A IMMIGRANT FREE MANGEZONE. I AM AUTHORIZED TO USE THUNDERSHOCK ON ANY AND ALL ILLEGALS.

Jaz Jun 25, 2026 10:42 PM general

You know what pokemon dystopia doesn't sound so bad anymore

bob Jun 25, 2026 10:42 PM general

Replying to Jaz #hick_dead

You know what pokemon dystopia doesn't sound so bad anymore

(digimon)

Jaz Jun 25, 2026 10:43 PM general

I think I agree

legorhin Jun 25, 2026 10:51 PM general

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Spooky Phijkchu Jun 26, 2026 12:33 AM general

System message

's poll Mr. Beast offers to buy your Discord acct, how much will you sell it for? has closed.

Spooky Phijkchu Jun 26, 2026 12:35 AM general

ok so, with ~300 people in the Discord, at $20k each we're collectively worth $6,000,000

Spooky Phijkchu Jun 26, 2026 12:35 AM general

Take that Jews

Jaz Jun 26, 2026 12:36 AM general

Poll, if you had to be reborn as a cat what color would you choose Orange Black Grey Other cat colors I'm to tired to list Then the last option can be like tiger or some dumb shit for @ gent to put as their answer

Jaz Jun 26, 2026 12:36 AM general

That's just my suggestion anyway

Spooky Phijkchu Jun 26, 2026 12:36 AM general

You can make a poll I'm pretty sure, just hit the plus button in the bottom left

Jaz Jun 26, 2026 12:38 AM general

If you had to be forcibly turned into a cat, pick one

Orange0 votes · 0%
Black5 votes · 29%
Grey1 vote · 6%
Tuxedo2 votes · 12%
Tabby4 votes · 24%
Tiger2 votes · 12%
Cheetah1 vote · 6%
(Other)2 votes · 12%

17 votes Poll closed

Jaz Jun 26, 2026 12:38 AM general

You have to justify other

Jaz Jun 26, 2026 12:38 AM general

I think there is a statistical correct choice to this

Spooky Phijkchu Jun 26, 2026 12:40 AM general

Tiger, I get to spend my life hunting Indians

Spooky Phijkchu Jun 26, 2026 12:41 AM general

I can join forces with that Elephant

Mnemotoad Jun 26, 2026 1:31 AM general

Replying to Spooky Phijkchu #spooky.131

Tiger, I get to spend my life hunting Indians

Also if you are in a zoo you get to live like a giant orange cat

Mnemotoad Jun 26, 2026 1:32 AM general

I am biased towards orange cats as they have been the best ones in my experience with other cats

Spooky Phijkchu Jun 26, 2026 1:33 AM general

Maine coons are the coolest cats I have any experience with

Spooky Phijkchu Jun 26, 2026 1:34 AM general

I've been told Siamese are top-tier, never spent much time around one though

Spooky Phijkchu Jun 26, 2026 1:34 AM general

media.tenor.com

Spooky Phijkchu Jun 26, 2026 1:35 AM general

Sagwa-pilled

Spooky Phijkchu Jun 26, 2026 1:37 AM general

Though the cats of people I hang out with rn, are all hyperactive

Spooky Phijkchu Jun 26, 2026 1:37 AM general

despite not being kittens anymore, they're always bouncing off the walls

Spooky Phijkchu Jun 26, 2026 1:37 AM general

often literally

Rusp Jun 26, 2026 1:38 AM general

Maybe you should stop throwing their cats into walls

Kribbles Jun 26, 2026 1:48 AM general

My sister's cat loves being thrown. She's gotta keep throwing the cat repeatedly for 30 minutes when she gets home lol

legorhin Jun 26, 2026 5:35 AM general

https://youtu.be/-E4Mtblw9es

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legorhin Jun 26, 2026 5:35 AM general

good job bosnia

(Not Spooky) Spark Dragon Jun 26, 2026 5:49 AM general

Leopard cat for me

legorhin Jun 26, 2026 5:52 AM general

go for a hybrid like a titigon

legorhin Jun 26, 2026 6:37 AM general

its some fun times in japan this weekend

Polar_ Jun 26, 2026 12:29 PM general

Replying to Jaz #hick_dead

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Phijkchu_Pikachu Jun 26, 2026 12:29 PM general

Kribble's friend's favourite anime

Phijkchu_Pikachu Jun 26, 2026 12:30 PM general

Replying to Jaz #hick_dead

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Jaz you fucked up not including calico as a default option as a trap choice

mint Jun 26, 2026 12:31 PM general

no tortoiseshell either Meow

Phijkchu_Pikachu Jun 26, 2026 12:31 PM general

Offshoot of a Calico

mint Jun 26, 2026 12:32 PM general

but love the cat poll jaz

Phijkchu_Pikachu Jun 26, 2026 12:32 PM general

all apart of the same cat subclass

mint Jun 26, 2026 12:32 PM general

oh actually didnt know that

mint Jun 26, 2026 12:32 PM general

but makes sense

Phijkchu_Pikachu Jun 26, 2026 12:32 PM general

Same deal as a Calico as far as I know, mostly entirely female, the few males are infertile

mint Jun 26, 2026 12:32 PM general

cat breeds are weird

Polar_ Jun 26, 2026 12:32 PM general

Jaz i thought you died

Polar_ Jun 26, 2026 12:32 PM general

When's the room tour

Phijkchu_Pikachu Jun 26, 2026 12:33 PM general

One of my current cats is a tortoiseshell, they're awesome

Phijkchu_Pikachu Jun 26, 2026 12:33 PM general

one of my prior cats was a calico before they died

Jaz Jun 26, 2026 1:22 PM general

My room is... actually pretty clean! I had an home inspection a week ago, my fridge however.... that is a witches cauldron of nasty right now

Jaz Jun 26, 2026 1:23 PM general

It's mostly a mess of my plushies right now, but I'll try to remember a picture when I'm home.

Polar_ Jun 26, 2026 1:29 PM general

Jaz revival

TinyBomby Jun 26, 2026 1:40 PM general

At a computer at work. I legit don’t know how people survive without Adblock. It’s killing me.

Phijkchu_Pikachu Jun 26, 2026 1:41 PM general

It's one of those IQ check things

Phijkchu_Pikachu Jun 26, 2026 2:04 PM general

I literally don't remember this, but apparently I mogged Max and Umbreon at tic-tac-toe

Phijkchu_Pikachu Jun 26, 2026 2:05 PM general

(was looking through old google sheets/drive stuff I have access to)

Regi Jun 26, 2026 6:56 PM general

I pick maine coon

Phijkchu_Pikachu Jun 26, 2026 6:56 PM general

Thats a goon one

Phijkchu_Pikachu Jun 26, 2026 6:56 PM general

I meant good

Phijkchu_Pikachu Jun 26, 2026 6:56 PM general

but you know

Phijkchu_Pikachu Jun 26, 2026 6:57 PM general

Replying to Phijkchu_Pikachu #klombak

Thats a goon one

Maybe goon was the correct word

Jaz Jun 26, 2026 9:10 PM general

Please don't goon to cats

Kribbles Jun 26, 2026 9:25 PM general

meeeeeow

Spooky Phijkchu Jun 26, 2026 9:32 PM general

The Fireworks have begun

Phijkchu_Pikachu Jun 26, 2026 9:33 PM general

what holiday is it

Kribbles Jun 26, 2026 9:35 PM general

fourth of july

Phijkchu_Pikachu Jun 26, 2026 9:35 PM general

too soon

Phijkchu_Pikachu Jun 26, 2026 9:36 PM general

I assume they are celebrating Canada Day since thats closer

Spooky Phijkchu Jun 26, 2026 9:44 PM general

My county is doing fireworks every night until the 4th

Spooky Phijkchu Jun 26, 2026 9:45 PM general

and then probably a few days following

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