Message in #general · Neon Genesis Phijkchu

SyrenBell May 18, 2026 8:36 AM general

Replying to Spooky Phijkchu #spooky.131

Spark Dragon, we need to send you back in time to the Phijkchu Deabte Era ~~circa 2018 You, Bopit, and Karp would have been excellent Phijkchu philosopher buddies

Those two died in the great shattering of Phijkchu

reorruatrnte May 18, 2026 6:04 PM general

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's poll Which of these broad types of cakes do you prefer the most has closed.

SyrenBell May 18, 2026 6:37 PM general

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Pyrrhic May 18, 2026 8:32 PM general

IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN CHEESE

Phijkchu_Pikachu May 18, 2026 9:42 PM general

"Me left arm is my jerk off arm, it is the controller" - Pirate

reorruatrnte May 18, 2026 9:43 PM general

You must select one limb to remove (from the base)

Head0 votes · 0%
Left Arm4 votes · 20%
Right Arm0 votes · 0%
Left Leg9 votes · 45%
Right Leg4 votes · 20%
Penis3 votes · 15%

20 votes Poll closed

Dane May 18, 2026 9:46 PM general

@TinyBomby ?

Pyrrhic May 18, 2026 9:47 PM general

Yeah my right leg is my good kicking leg, but I get annoyed by how it is slightly longer than my left one. It gets real tiring having to round-house everywhere I walk.

TinyBomby May 18, 2026 9:48 PM general

I do not need my penis, it is unnecessary

Kribbles May 18, 2026 9:53 PM general

what

Phijkchu_Pikachu May 18, 2026 9:53 PM general

Kribbles needs it based on his goon history

Kribbles May 18, 2026 9:54 PM general

Could you imagine just having two balls all by themselves, they'd be so lonely

Regi May 18, 2026 10:01 PM general

If you lose your penis can you just be trans

Regi May 18, 2026 10:01 PM general

Does it still work

Regi May 18, 2026 10:01 PM general

Or do they need the penis to do the operation

TinyBomby May 18, 2026 10:04 PM general

I think I'll take being a eunuch over being trans

Phijkchu_Pikachu May 18, 2026 10:06 PM general

Rusp you have to vote for something you currently have

Phijkchu_Pikachu May 18, 2026 10:06 PM general

you lost your legs already

SyrenBell May 18, 2026 10:11 PM general

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reorruatrnte May 18, 2026 10:37 PM general

all of our left legs are going to rise up against us

reorruatrnte May 18, 2026 10:37 PM general

we need to be on the watchout

mtcdood May 18, 2026 10:40 PM general

Replying to Regi #mythicalsquids

Or do they need the penis to do the operation

You don't count as post-op if you never have the op 🤔

taxes May 19, 2026 12:31 AM general

Replying to reorruatrnte #toughbrook

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The head is the right choice what

taxes May 19, 2026 12:31 AM general

Dependnig on the type of lego it is, removing the arms might not be possible so you have to like saw plastic

taxes May 19, 2026 12:31 AM general

but the heads on legos always come off

taxes May 19, 2026 12:31 AM general

legos also dont have penises and theyre not limbs]

reorruatrnte May 19, 2026 12:31 AM general

we like a challenge

reorruatrnte May 19, 2026 12:32 AM general

and this is assuming they have the penis mod

taxes May 19, 2026 12:33 AM general

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taxes May 19, 2026 12:33 AM general

im still picking head

reorruatrnte May 19, 2026 12:37 AM general

fair

reorruatrnte May 19, 2026 12:37 AM general

your body your choice

mint May 19, 2026 10:27 AM general

Replying to Regi #mythicalsquids

Or do they need the penis to do the operation

unnecessary. useful yes, but there are alternative methods

Spooky Phijkchu May 19, 2026 3:19 PM general

I'm watching Google's I/O keynote now

Spooky Phijkchu May 19, 2026 3:19 PM general

I don't think I realized how bad Gemini was doing

Spooky Phijkchu May 19, 2026 3:19 PM general

compared to OpenAI and Anthropic

Spooky Phijkchu May 19, 2026 3:40 PM general

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Spooky Phijkchu May 19, 2026 3:40 PM general

"We can burn so many tokens per second"

Spooky Phijkchu May 19, 2026 3:40 PM general

idk how I'm supposed to read this other than Google is proud they're inefficient and underutilized

reorruatrnte May 19, 2026 3:55 PM general

There are two buttons. What do you do?

Press the Red button6 votes · 38%
Press the Blue button2 votes · 12%
Press both buttons2 votes · 12%
Press neither6 votes · 38%

16 votes Poll closed

TinyBomby May 19, 2026 3:56 PM general

Do I know what the buttons do before pressing them?

reorruatrnte May 19, 2026 3:56 PM general

you might think you di

reorruatrnte May 19, 2026 3:56 PM general

do*

TinyBomby May 19, 2026 3:56 PM general

I might think I do, but I also might not

polu May 19, 2026 4:00 PM general

Which button is on the right?

reorruatrnte May 19, 2026 4:01 PM general

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Phijkchu_Pikachu May 19, 2026 4:02 PM general

That means it is a vertical asymptote

Phijkchu_Pikachu May 19, 2026 4:02 PM general

which one is on the top

polu May 19, 2026 4:03 PM general

I would push the button closest to my button pushing arm.

Garbage May 19, 2026 4:10 PM general

Rusp May 19, 2026 4:50 PM general

I'm one useless pirate poll away from snapping

TinyBomby May 19, 2026 4:50 PM general

I think they are humorous and whimsical

Phijkchu_Pikachu May 19, 2026 4:53 PM general

Pirate is the only one who knows how to hit you with the poll with a bunch of dogshit wrong choices, 1 okay choice but subpar, and one objectively correct choice

Kribbles May 19, 2026 4:54 PM general

It seems I chose the dogshit answer

TinyBomby May 19, 2026 4:54 PM general

you actually did though

TinyBomby May 19, 2026 4:54 PM general

and you should feel bad about it

Kribbles May 19, 2026 4:55 PM general

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Kribbles May 19, 2026 4:55 PM general

Woe is me

Phijkchu_Pikachu May 19, 2026 4:56 PM general

Kribbles, I interpret this as you having turned into a dog

TinyBomby May 19, 2026 4:56 PM general

Kribbles is a furry...

Kribbles May 19, 2026 4:58 PM general

My life is too hard, I sit around aaaaalll day and get back scratches

Rusp May 19, 2026 4:59 PM general

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reorruatrnte May 19, 2026 5:59 PM general

the the typea dog who wouldn't throw bread into the hamster death pit to watch them brutally fight to the death like the hamsters they are

Garbage May 19, 2026 5:59 PM general

Butter dog...

reorruatrnte May 19, 2026 5:59 PM general

butter dog butter dog butter dog butter dog

Polar_ May 19, 2026 6:40 PM general

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Kribbles May 19, 2026 6:41 PM general

What a cutie

reorruatrnte May 19, 2026 9:43 PM general

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Kribbles May 20, 2026 12:16 PM general

@TinyBomby you better change your avatar back

TinyBomby May 20, 2026 12:17 PM general

I LOVE GOSSIFLEUR

heir May 20, 2026 12:18 PM general

@TinyBomby this is unacceptable

TinyBomby May 20, 2026 12:18 PM general

https://favoritepokemon.vercel.app/#/ Someone made this website where you can put in your favorite pokemon and why and Gossifleur was last, so now I'm gossifleur until that changes.

TinyBomby May 20, 2026 12:19 PM general

Gossifleur is absolutely top 5 pokemon for me. It's depressing to see it relegated to the likes of Enamorus, Iron Leaves, and Quaxwell.

Polar_ May 20, 2026 12:20 PM general

Cool website

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legorhin May 20, 2026 12:21 PM general

Mimikyu is suprising for #1 overall

TinyBomby May 20, 2026 12:21 PM general

I knew it was popular, maybe not that popualr, but I get it. I'm mroe surprised Absol is that high.

legorhin May 20, 2026 12:21 PM general

its Alpharad's favorite so he might have impressed some kids

Polar_ May 20, 2026 12:22 PM general

Replying to legorhin #jazardly

Mimikyu is suprising for #1 overall (edited)

I like mimikyu, one of the best pika clones for sure

Polar_ May 20, 2026 12:22 PM general

But its the Gen Z gengar imo

legorhin May 20, 2026 12:22 PM general

I was expecting alternate costumes for mimikyu and it never happened

legorhin May 20, 2026 12:23 PM general

the whole point is its a ghost wearing a pikachu costume, where is the charmander costume?

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