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Friday, May 1, 2026
Saturday, May 2, 2026
It’s a good thing my next flight wasn’t through spirit
woah, Vinny's a big dog baller now
flying Qatar Air or smt
idk how I would have passed 2nd grade without Jeeves
I was going to wax poetic about Netscape
but then Gent gave me my perms to post my Rob thing
Not the other JP one?
Wonder Dan has that anime energy
That was a cool race
So many horses
Yeah, just lost it at the end
My 15 had a shot, but didn't break for the rail on the final turn and got stuck
Derby is SOOO expensive compared to the other two
Though this year the Preakness is sorta fucked too, because it's at Laurel while they rebuild Pimlico
Sunday, May 3, 2026
I have found all my old hard drives
Time to see how much lost media is on these
Can you do magic eye?
- Yes9 votes · 69%
- No I am subhuman4 votes · 31%
13 votes Poll closed
I am a firm believer that anyone can learn
No Child Left Behind
Replying to Pyrrhic #swiss_army_cheese ... you never thought you could control rain with your eyes? Not summon rain, just control which dirrection the rain falls. When it is raining
Do not tell the uneducated about rain summoning, this is a high level psionic technique, you have been warned.. 😡
Apparently ChatGPT has added their own clippy
We are so back
Jeeves almost lived long enough to see the Internet heal
Monday, May 4, 2026
hbdxb
What's the most painful Starwars IP to force someone to watch
It's May 4th related
So Disney will probably buy the rights to it at some point
until then though
hbdxb
Replying to Spooky Phijkchu #spooky.131 What's the most painful Starwars IP to force someone to watch
Technically the Holiday Special is still canon
They should've just officially called him baby yoda
fuck the lore
@taxes yoda nugs
we have to