Message in #general · Neon Genesis Phijkchu

TinyBomby Apr 15, 2026 5:00 PM general

Replying to Spooky Phijkchu #spooky.131

I feel like everyone else I'm paired with will have the plan "Spooky's going to do something stupid and get eaten, and I can just hide in the corner until the bear gets tired"

So you're saying I should change my answer to Spooky

Spooky Phijkchu Apr 15, 2026 5:00 PM general

and Rusp's right that there's the female debuff when it comes to bears

Rusp Apr 15, 2026 5:01 PM general

Spooky I picked you because I think one of us could survive a mauling long enough for the other to get the gun and kill it simply due to combined mass+strength

Rusp Apr 15, 2026 5:01 PM general

This is purely a numbers game

Phijkchu_Pikachu Apr 15, 2026 5:02 PM general

I picked Rusp with his longsword because I think he could win

Gent Apr 15, 2026 5:13 PM general

I'm sure spooky will survive, but your chances of surviving with him are lower than if you were alone

Phijkchu_Pikachu Apr 15, 2026 5:13 PM general

There is also a 40% chance spooky will wander off, escape by himself somehow, and you are stuck fighting a bear alone anyways

Spooky Phijkchu Apr 15, 2026 5:15 PM general

Does the Toronto zoo have bears Pika?

(Not Spooky) Spark Dragon Apr 15, 2026 5:15 PM general

Replying to SyrenBell #syrenbell

Rule.You can only pick 1 person to accompany you for this excursion

Mini is not an option?

Phijkchu_Pikachu Apr 15, 2026 5:16 PM general

I have never been, no idea spooky

(Not Spooky) Spark Dragon Apr 15, 2026 5:17 PM general

How do we know the bear does not due to the axes

Phijkchu_Pikachu Apr 15, 2026 5:18 PM general

We do know that the bear does indeed do does axes

(Not Spooky) Spark Dragon Apr 15, 2026 5:19 PM general

What?

Phijkchu_Pikachu Apr 15, 2026 5:19 PM general

Who knows

(Not Spooky) Spark Dragon Apr 15, 2026 5:22 PM general

It impacts who I vote for

(Not Spooky) Spark Dragon Apr 15, 2026 5:23 PM general

Is the Dan option Dane?

TinyBomby Apr 15, 2026 5:23 PM general

No, it's Dan

Phijkchu_Pikachu Apr 15, 2026 5:24 PM general

It stands for dan k meme, aka dank meme

Phijkchu_Pikachu Apr 15, 2026 5:24 PM general

it is kind of a layer'd joke

TinyBomby Apr 15, 2026 5:25 PM general

Dan aka RIBA aka Umbreon

Phijkchu_Pikachu Apr 15, 2026 5:25 PM general

Mario

Phijkchu_Pikachu Apr 15, 2026 5:25 PM general

FUCKING ENTER KEY

Phijkchu_Pikachu Apr 15, 2026 5:25 PM general

Mario's music box changed that man's entire life

Spooky Phijkchu Apr 15, 2026 5:26 PM general

If you have to bundle Umbreon in as a package deal 2-for-1

Spooky Phijkchu Apr 15, 2026 5:26 PM general

who do you bundle him with?

Phijkchu_Pikachu Apr 15, 2026 5:27 PM general

bopit, and we are playing frolf together

Phijkchu_Pikachu Apr 15, 2026 5:28 PM general

I thik that would be miserable for 2 of the 3 of us

TinyBomby Apr 15, 2026 5:28 PM general

I used to play frolf. I was never very good at it.

reorruatrnte Apr 15, 2026 5:30 PM general

one day somebody will tell me what frolf is

TinyBomby Apr 15, 2026 5:31 PM general

I'm hoping it's a weird name for Frisbee golf because otherwise I just lied.

Phijkchu_Pikachu Apr 15, 2026 5:31 PM general

Thats what bopit said he plays

reorruatrnte Apr 15, 2026 5:34 PM general

that's what i told last but it didn't seem like something bopit would do

Phijkchu_Pikachu Apr 15, 2026 5:34 PM general

Listen, me and polu were in the trentches with him in that vc

Phijkchu_Pikachu Apr 15, 2026 5:34 PM general

you'll just have to trust me on this

Phijkchu_Pikachu Apr 15, 2026 5:34 PM general

I know I liteally just told you that I do lie to you sometimes, but this is not one of those times

TinyBomby Apr 15, 2026 8:52 PM general

What's Spooky doing muted in VC alone

Phijkchu_Pikachu Apr 15, 2026 8:52 PM general

are you guys not watching avatar

Phijkchu_Pikachu Apr 15, 2026 8:52 PM general

I think he's waiting

TinyBomby Apr 15, 2026 8:52 PM general

Was he not going to ping for that?

Spooky Phijkchu Apr 15, 2026 8:57 PM general

https://www.wonder.com/

Phijkchu_Cynnydaquil Apr 15, 2026 8:58 PM general

Oh I’ve heard of this place

Spooky Phijkchu Apr 15, 2026 8:59 PM general

way to go Vinny

Spooky Phijkchu Apr 15, 2026 8:59 PM general

(we were shitting on ghost kitchens)

Phijkchu_Cynnydaquil Apr 15, 2026 9:00 PM general

Ghost kitchens?

Polar_ Apr 15, 2026 9:16 PM general

Kitchens where the fry cook dies and haunts it

Polar_ Apr 15, 2026 9:17 PM general

Like Mr Beast Burger

Polar_ Apr 15, 2026 9:17 PM general

Or that apple bees where the guy stuck himself in the fryer

TinyBomby Apr 15, 2026 9:17 PM general

Replying to Polar_ #polar_

Kitchens where the fry cook dies and haunts it

It's amazing how often this happens. They really need better kitchen safety.

mint Apr 15, 2026 9:17 PM general

that was bk i think

Spooky Phijkchu Apr 15, 2026 9:41 PM general

mint Apr 15, 2026 9:42 PM general

oh hell yeah

Spooky Phijkchu Apr 15, 2026 9:42 PM general

Phijkchu_Pikachu Apr 15, 2026 9:42 PM general

posting gay shit huh spooky

Spooky Phijkchu Apr 15, 2026 9:42 PM general

Polu likes calendars

legorhin Apr 15, 2026 9:49 PM general

so a wall calendar with pictures of slaves for the first few months?

polu Apr 15, 2026 10:00 PM general

https://www.menyarui.com/

polu Apr 15, 2026 10:02 PM general

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Spooky Phijkchu Apr 15, 2026 10:08 PM general

@Regi @mint

Spooky Phijkchu Apr 15, 2026 10:08 PM general

@Dialga @Phijkchu_Pikachu

mint Apr 15, 2026 10:08 PM general

thanks, ill swing in late probs

Regi Apr 15, 2026 10:09 PM general

Oh 1 sec

Phijkchu_Pikachu Apr 15, 2026 10:09 PM general

I have an exam at 9, and I only watched the first 6 episodes of avatar

Spooky Phijkchu Apr 15, 2026 10:09 PM general

yeah, I figured you were schooling

polu Apr 15, 2026 10:10 PM general

https://x.com/IGN/status/2044015587676868758

McDonald's is looking to add energy drinks and crafted sodas to its menu in the U.S. beginning next month. https://t.co/MoqnHHrOU3

Phijkchu_Pikachu Apr 15, 2026 10:10 PM general

Do your mcdonalds just fly american flags

Spooky Phijkchu Apr 15, 2026 10:10 PM general

all our stores do

Phijkchu_Pikachu Apr 15, 2026 10:10 PM general

Thats hilarious

polu Apr 15, 2026 10:10 PM general

Most places have an american flag

Spooky Phijkchu Apr 15, 2026 10:11 PM general

Pika, at Noon, most resturants will all stand for the national anthem

Phijkchu_Pikachu Apr 15, 2026 10:11 PM general

I refuse to believe that one

polu Apr 15, 2026 10:11 PM general

Why do you think people complain about the lunch rush

Spooky Phijkchu Apr 15, 2026 10:11 PM general

I can't post a video because I'm streaming

polu Apr 15, 2026 10:11 PM general

They pause orders at noon

Spooky Phijkchu Apr 15, 2026 10:11 PM general

but that's ~25% of places, and then 80%+ have flags if they're standalone resturants/stores

Phijkchu_Pikachu Apr 15, 2026 10:12 PM general

The closest to that we have is on rememberance day at 11:11 all stores will announce a moment of silence and everyone stops what they are doing for 25 seconds or so

Spooky Phijkchu Apr 15, 2026 10:12 PM general

strip malls, the rate of flags are lower, but they'll usually have a banner or smt

Phijkchu_Pikachu Apr 15, 2026 10:12 PM general

American fanatical patriotism is nuXs

Phijkchu_Pikachu Apr 15, 2026 10:12 PM general

facinating

Kribbles Apr 15, 2026 10:18 PM general

Noo I'm missing the start of the movie (this is my last dota game I swears it)

legorhin Apr 15, 2026 10:19 PM general

Replying to Spooky Phijkchu #spooky.131

Pika, at Noon, most resturants will all stand for the national anthem

counterpoint: you live in the DC area

Spooky Phijkchu Apr 15, 2026 10:19 PM general

we haven't started, Regi needed a few

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