Message in #general · Neon Genesis Phijkchu

SyrenBell Apr 15, 2026 3:12 PM general

You are inside a room with an Angry Grizzly Bear and must fight with it to the death in order to escape the room. Inbetween you and the bear are 3 giant axe blades swinging back and forth perodically, In the middle is a gun with only 1 bullet. There are large shipping crates dotted around the room.

Phijkchu_Pikachu0 votes · 0%
Spooky4 votes · 33%
Rusp2 votes · 17%
Dan0 votes · 0%
Gent0 votes · 0%
Pirate2 votes · 17%
Garbage0 votes · 0%
Fire2 votes · 17%
Max1 vote · 8%
Polu1 vote · 8%

12 votes Poll closed

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SyrenBell Apr 15, 2026 3:13 PM general

Rule.You can only pick 1 person to accompany you for this excursion

reorruatrnte Apr 15, 2026 3:13 PM general

awesome i've been meaning to find a way to clone myself

Phijkchu_Pikachu Apr 15, 2026 3:13 PM general

Can I replace the gun with Rusp having his ren faire sword

SyrenBell Apr 15, 2026 3:15 PM general

powerscale rusp with his ren faire sword for me

SyrenBell Apr 15, 2026 3:15 PM general

than sure

Phijkchu_Pikachu Apr 15, 2026 3:15 PM general

Its rusp

Phijkchu_Pikachu Apr 15, 2026 3:15 PM general

loses out because its not a gun

Phijkchu_Pikachu Apr 15, 2026 3:15 PM general

but its rusp

SyrenBell Apr 15, 2026 3:15 PM general

Rusp did play football

SyrenBell Apr 15, 2026 3:15 PM general

and that really is all the experience you need in this scenario

SyrenBell Apr 15, 2026 3:15 PM general

😎

Polar_ Apr 15, 2026 3:17 PM general

Replying to SyrenBell #syrenbell

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How low to the ground are the axes

Phijkchu_Pikachu Apr 15, 2026 3:17 PM general

How stinky are the bears feet

Phijkchu_Pikachu Apr 15, 2026 3:17 PM general

I suspect umbreon might be a secret top choice

Polar_ Apr 15, 2026 3:18 PM general

If I pick max I feel like i should also get spooky as Max's stand/summon

SyrenBell Apr 15, 2026 3:19 PM general

Replying to Polar_ #polar_

How low to the ground are the axes

You can't crawl under the axes

Phijkchu_Pikachu Apr 15, 2026 3:19 PM general

If you pick max and she dies, spooky will kill you

SyrenBell Apr 15, 2026 3:19 PM general

you have to go through them regularly

Polar_ Apr 15, 2026 3:19 PM general

Replying to Phijkchu_Pikachu #klombak

If you pick max and she dies, spooky will kill you

This is my Samson option, the bear might also be killed in the process

Phijkchu_Pikachu Apr 15, 2026 3:19 PM general

Is the bear also at risk of the axes

Phijkchu_Pikachu Apr 15, 2026 3:19 PM general

I think the gun is a misdirection

Polar_ Apr 15, 2026 3:19 PM general

Axe-proof bear, but takes extra gun dmg

Phijkchu_Pikachu Apr 15, 2026 3:20 PM general

how does this tie into my rusp sword idea

SyrenBell Apr 15, 2026 3:20 PM general

the bear won't go into them deliberately

Phijkchu_Pikachu Apr 15, 2026 3:20 PM general

Is there overlap or is it like tf2 sawmill where there is a gap between them

Polar_ Apr 15, 2026 3:20 PM general

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Polar_ Apr 15, 2026 3:20 PM general

Refer to the triangle

SyrenBell Apr 15, 2026 3:22 PM general

you have to go through 2 axes swinging quite fast to crouch and pickup the gun on the ground there is enough of a gap to allow you to do that, the bear can go for your legs if you take your eyes off the bear and think it is dumb

Phijkchu_Pikachu Apr 15, 2026 3:23 PM general

Can we replace the bear with a polar bear for extra challenge

SyrenBell Apr 15, 2026 3:23 PM general

is that really much of a difference

Phijkchu_Pikachu Apr 15, 2026 3:24 PM general

I think so, the polar bear will be angry it is out of the snow

SyrenBell Apr 15, 2026 3:24 PM general

Angry grizzly bear vs Angry White bear

SyrenBell Apr 15, 2026 3:24 PM general

Racism?

Gent Apr 15, 2026 4:13 PM general

I demolished dan at shuriken throwing at the ren faire

Spooky Phijkchu Apr 15, 2026 4:22 PM general

There are only 4 Phijkchu who could beat a bear, and you did not include half of them on your list Syren

Spooky Phijkchu Apr 15, 2026 4:22 PM general

that's the real misdirection

SyrenBell Apr 15, 2026 4:23 PM general

😈

SyrenBell Apr 15, 2026 4:24 PM general

Replying to Spooky Phijkchu #spooky.131

There are only 4 Phijkchu who could beat a bear, and you did not include half of them on your list Syren

I would like to know more about this secret group known as the bear killers of phijkchu

Phijkchu_Pikachu Apr 15, 2026 4:25 PM general

Its the 4 Rusps spooky hinted at

Phijkchu_Pikachu Apr 15, 2026 4:25 PM general

but never told us who they were

SyrenBell Apr 15, 2026 4:25 PM general

Wait

SyrenBell Apr 15, 2026 4:25 PM general

Rusp, rusp, Psur, and RUSP....

SyrenBell Apr 15, 2026 4:25 PM general

no way

TinyBomby Apr 15, 2026 4:37 PM general

Could Raccoons take a bear?

Spooky Phijkchu Apr 15, 2026 4:39 PM general

Raccoons would fair equally well as Fire

TinyBomby Apr 15, 2026 4:47 PM general

I really don't know what anyone here looks like

TinyBomby Apr 15, 2026 4:47 PM general

so I'm essentially just making a random guess

Phijkchu_Pikachu Apr 15, 2026 4:49 PM general

who on this list do you want a face dox of

Spooky Phijkchu Apr 15, 2026 4:49 PM general

Ask for Pika's

Spooky Phijkchu Apr 15, 2026 4:49 PM general

his exodia is the funniest

Phijkchu_Pikachu Apr 15, 2026 4:49 PM general

True

TinyBomby Apr 15, 2026 4:50 PM general

Do I only get one

Phijkchu_Pikachu Apr 15, 2026 4:50 PM general

I think I have a picture for every person on this list in my dox folder

Phijkchu_Pikachu Apr 15, 2026 4:50 PM general

Other than polu and pirate

Phijkchu_Pikachu Apr 15, 2026 4:50 PM general

and garbage

Phijkchu_Pikachu Apr 15, 2026 4:50 PM general

nevermind

Spooky Phijkchu Apr 15, 2026 4:51 PM general

negga-Pirate would be ill-equipped to take down a bear

Spooky Phijkchu Apr 15, 2026 4:51 PM general

so you'll have to get a read on where he is in his cycle

Phijkchu_Pikachu Apr 15, 2026 4:51 PM general

As a freebie, here is the vinny dox

Phijkchu_Pikachu Apr 15, 2026 4:52 PM general

This is the best photo of vinny that exists

Rusp Apr 15, 2026 4:53 PM general

I voted for spooky because I don't think two of me exist

TinyBomby Apr 15, 2026 4:53 PM general

Replying to Rusp #rusp.

I voted for spooky because I don't think two of me exist

I thought there were 4 of you

Phijkchu_Pikachu Apr 15, 2026 4:53 PM general

Rusp where do you fall on the "I would try to kill my clone" versus "I would be able to trust and cooperate with my clone" debate

Spooky Phijkchu Apr 15, 2026 4:53 PM general

archetypally there are 4

Rusp Apr 15, 2026 4:53 PM general

The other rusps are lesser rusps by extension of being called rusp-like

TinyBomby Apr 15, 2026 4:54 PM general

Ahh I get it now

TinyBomby Apr 15, 2026 4:54 PM general

Just like all rogue-likes are inherently inferior to Rogue

taxes Apr 15, 2026 4:54 PM general

I say voting for yourself

taxes Apr 15, 2026 4:54 PM general

means you go solo

Spooky Phijkchu Apr 15, 2026 4:56 PM general

pls Max

Spooky Phijkchu Apr 15, 2026 4:56 PM general

let me have my clone

Rusp Apr 15, 2026 4:56 PM general

No

TinyBomby Apr 15, 2026 4:56 PM general

Can I have a Spooky clone too?

Rusp Apr 15, 2026 4:57 PM general

No

Spooky Phijkchu Apr 15, 2026 4:57 PM general

I mean, then I'm voting Max, for the sole reason she won't betray me for the bear

Phijkchu_Pikachu Apr 15, 2026 4:57 PM general

If every phijckhu has a spooky clone, how many people end up dead versus how many people end up killing theirs within 1 week

Rusp Apr 15, 2026 4:57 PM general

Spooky

Rusp Apr 15, 2026 4:57 PM general

SHES THE ONLY WOMAN

Rusp Apr 15, 2026 4:57 PM general

SHES THE ONLY ONE WHO PREFERS THE BEAR

Rusp Apr 15, 2026 4:57 PM general

This guy is retarded I swear to god

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You are inside a room with an Angry Grizzly Bear and must fight with it to the death in order to escape the room. Inbetween you and the bear are 3 giant axe blades swinging back and forth perodically, In the middle is a gun with only 1 bullet. There are large shipping crates dotted around the room.

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