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TinyBomby Apr 10, 2026 7:58 PM general

Replying to Spooky Phijkchu #spooky.131

I'm pretty sure this is Pirate A/B testing some super disease he and Bopit are working on

What happened to Bopit? I don't think he's been active at all since I joined this server. I swear, it's amazing how much lore this server has. Bopit isn't the same, but it's amazing how many times some random person who hasn't been in the server for 5 years gets mentioned.

Phijkchu_Pikachu Apr 10, 2026 8:00 PM general

He is busy playing frolf and only frolf

Phijkchu_Pikachu Apr 10, 2026 8:01 PM general

that is the lore update we learned from the 2 hour vc me and polu had with him

reorruatrnte Apr 10, 2026 8:01 PM general

klombak, question

reorruatrnte Apr 10, 2026 8:01 PM general

what is frolf

TinyBomby Apr 10, 2026 8:01 PM general

I googled it and frisbee gold comes up

Spooky Phijkchu Apr 10, 2026 8:01 PM general

Replying to TinyBomby #tinybomby

What happened to Bopit? I don't think he's been active at all since I joined this server. I swear, it's amazing how much lore this server has. Bopit isn't the same, but it's amazing how many times some random person who hasn't been in the server for 5 years gets mentioned.

and one day, for no particular reason, Black Mage returned

TinyBomby Apr 10, 2026 8:01 PM general

I don't think I've seen the name black mage yet...

Spooky Phijkchu Apr 10, 2026 8:01 PM general

Glaceon

Phijkchu_Pikachu Apr 10, 2026 8:02 PM general

Yeah he is big into frisby golf

Phijkchu_Pikachu Apr 10, 2026 8:02 PM general

Tiny blackmage has been gone for years

Garbage Apr 10, 2026 8:02 PM general

Alright Spooky, Last Chance for Artemis II to explode

Phijkchu_Pikachu Apr 10, 2026 8:03 PM general

Famously, I banned him from phijkchu because he got me with a screamer link in Robs twitch chat in like 2014

Spooky Phijkchu Apr 10, 2026 8:04 PM general

Replying to Garbage #garbageatgaming

Alright Spooky, Last Chance for Artemis II to explode

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mercury-Redstone_4

Mercury-Redstone 4

Mercury-Redstone 4 was the second United States human spaceflight, on July 21, 1961. The suborbital Project Mercury flight was launched with a Mercury-Redstone Launch Vehicle, MRLV-8. The spacecraft, Mercury capsule #11, was nicknamed Liberty Bell 7. It was piloted by astronaut Virgil "Gus" Grissom. The spaceflight lasted 15 minutes 30 seconds, ...

en.wikipedia.org

Spooky Phijkchu Apr 10, 2026 8:05 PM general

but yes, if people aren't watching

Spooky Phijkchu Apr 10, 2026 8:05 PM general

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfhDuOHMp0A

NASA’s Artemis II Crew Comes Home (Official Broadcast) www.youtube.com

Spooky Phijkchu Apr 10, 2026 8:06 PM general

Replying to Spooky Phijkchu #spooky.131

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mercury-Redstone_4

also, since that wiki article sucks

TinyBomby Apr 10, 2026 8:06 PM general

People in the chat just spamming "I was here" I hate chat culture.

Spooky Phijkchu Apr 10, 2026 8:06 PM general

this is the one where the capsule landed in the ocean

Spooky Phijkchu Apr 10, 2026 8:06 PM general

and then it filled with water and sank

Spooky Phijkchu Apr 10, 2026 8:10 PM general

It is amazing how shit NASA's production value is for these streams

Spooky Phijkchu Apr 10, 2026 8:10 PM general

compared to SpaceX

Spooky Phijkchu Apr 10, 2026 8:10 PM general

or even the knockoff SpaceX ones

TinyBomby Apr 10, 2026 8:10 PM general

It feels more authentic because of the low quality

Garbage Apr 10, 2026 8:10 PM general

Spooky, there poor budget though! They can't afford camera equipment made after 2005 :(

Spooky Phijkchu Apr 10, 2026 8:11 PM general

I think I posted it, but one of my favorite photos/videos is from the ISS mission from a couple years ago

Spooky Phijkchu Apr 10, 2026 8:11 PM general

let me see if I can find it

Spooky Phijkchu Apr 10, 2026 8:12 PM general

https://discord.com/channels/723638993488576593/761048853667381269/1287913919930826763

Garbage Apr 10, 2026 8:12 PM general

So when are they doing the actual moon landing?

Spooky Phijkchu Apr 10, 2026 8:12 PM general

this and the couple posts after

Spooky Phijkchu Apr 10, 2026 8:12 PM general

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Spooky Phijkchu Apr 11, 2026 10:06 AM general

I can't get a non-awkward picture

Spooky Phijkchu Apr 11, 2026 10:07 AM general

but I'm at a farmers market, and a girl is selling "fish-free soap"

Spooky Phijkchu Apr 11, 2026 10:07 AM general

and she confirmed, there are zero fish or fish products in each soap cube

reorruatrnte Apr 11, 2026 12:20 PM general

System message

's poll Select your superpower has closed.

Spooky Phijkchu Apr 11, 2026 12:28 PM general

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Spooky Phijkchu Apr 11, 2026 12:28 PM general

They call them the rapeful 8

Polar_ Apr 11, 2026 1:24 PM general

Replying to Spooky Phijkchu #spooky.131

Click to see attachment 🖼️

Erm achtually🤓☝️ I plan to larp as a vampire of sorts

Polar_ Apr 11, 2026 1:24 PM general

Then rape

Phijkchu_Pikachu Apr 11, 2026 1:31 PM general

I want the power for purely practical resons

Phijkchu_Pikachu Apr 11, 2026 1:31 PM general

no rape required

Phijkchu_Pikachu Apr 11, 2026 1:32 PM general

its just a nice bonus

reorruatrnte Apr 11, 2026 1:40 PM general

spooky. . .

Polar_ Apr 11, 2026 1:45 PM general

Pika told me he wanted the power to freeze time so he could have sex with all the hottest and most popular girls in school

Dialga Apr 11, 2026 1:46 PM general

its just the most useful sounding ability on that list

heir Apr 11, 2026 1:48 PM general

people who voted for the rare ore shit sure wish they had the dutch poop shelf now, don't they?

Polar_ Apr 11, 2026 1:48 PM general

Rare or is some binding of Issac ahh power

Polar_ Apr 11, 2026 1:49 PM general

Weed for hair tier ability

Polar_ Apr 11, 2026 1:49 PM general

Piss that melts steel is second most useful but idk if practical cause youd have to exclusively piss outside

heir Apr 11, 2026 1:50 PM general

you'd just piss random holes into the earth

Dialga Apr 11, 2026 1:50 PM general

does it only melt steel or does it melt anything not harder ot melt than steel

heir Apr 11, 2026 1:50 PM general

toilets break after one use

Dialga Apr 11, 2026 1:50 PM general

because presumably it doesn't melt you from inside

Polar_ Apr 11, 2026 1:51 PM general

Replying to heir #hyrrulfr

you'd just piss random holes into the earth

I was thinking this, but id stay consistent on one spot and make a teraria style hell-o-vater

heir Apr 11, 2026 1:51 PM general

lol

Phijkchu_Pikachu Apr 11, 2026 1:52 PM general

Replying to Dialga #god_of_time

does it only melt steel or does it melt anything not harder ot melt than steel

I assumed like how your stomach acid does not melt through your body you have a mucus lining inside your bladder and eurethra protecting you

Phijkchu_Pikachu Apr 11, 2026 1:52 PM general

splashback would be dangerous though

Phijkchu_Pikachu Apr 11, 2026 1:52 PM general

Oops I pissed myself and now I do not have legs

Garbage Apr 11, 2026 1:52 PM general

Eurthra! Pika just had a light bulb moment

Polar_ Apr 11, 2026 1:52 PM general

I feel like splashback would be minimal and id be lazering through porcelain and tile

heir Apr 11, 2026 1:53 PM general

i suppose you could piss in glass jars and sell it as chemical weapons to the highest bidder

Phijkchu_Pikachu Apr 11, 2026 1:53 PM general

It says melt, not blast through

Polar_ Apr 11, 2026 1:53 PM general

media.tenor.com

Polar_ Apr 11, 2026 1:53 PM general

Darn

Polar_ Apr 11, 2026 1:53 PM general

Visualizing this for my pee

Phijkchu_Pikachu Apr 11, 2026 1:53 PM general

If the power was "you can pee with the force to split through steel" I think it would be more appealing

Phijkchu_Pikachu Apr 11, 2026 1:54 PM general

because can implies its a choice (like how you can control your piss strenth to a degree alreadt)

heir Apr 11, 2026 1:54 PM general

the power should have been "you can piss farther than regi"

Phijkchu_Pikachu Apr 11, 2026 1:54 PM general

I think if you were in a fight, whip out your dick, and instantly blast a hole through your oppoent people would think twice about messing with you

Garbage Apr 11, 2026 1:54 PM general

Use your piss to pull off a bank heist

Polar_ Apr 11, 2026 1:55 PM general

The heist stalls because you ran out of piss and theyre making you chug water before the cops siege

heir Apr 11, 2026 1:56 PM general

this is why you precariously hold on to a supply of piss jars

heir Apr 11, 2026 1:56 PM general

prepared in advance

Polar_ Apr 11, 2026 1:56 PM general

-sniper

Phijkchu_Pikachu Apr 11, 2026 1:58 PM general

Sniper tf2 but his piss melts steel (instant death jar blast, ignore that the jar probably would not hold it)

heir Apr 11, 2026 1:58 PM general

see i was going with the idea that the piss probably wouldn't corrode glass

heir Apr 11, 2026 1:58 PM general

like other corrosive liquids

heir Apr 11, 2026 1:59 PM general

there are too many unknowns in that poll option

Spooky Phijkchu Apr 11, 2026 2:04 PM general

Replying to heir #hyrrulfr

people who voted for the rare ore shit sure wish they had the dutch poop shelf now, don't they?

damn, who knew the Dutch were ahead of their time

reorruatrnte Apr 11, 2026 2:33 PM general

today Garbage will do a poll

Kribbles Apr 11, 2026 8:50 PM general

Replying to Spooky Phijkchu #spooky.131

They call them the rapeful 8

Imagine how much money we'd make selling off our blood

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