general

I don't think that's the issue, actually

The issue is that it's not in a tunnel

Wow tough poll

would you do it in a boat Rusp?

I'd love to pretend to be smart and say "only if I know the road" but lets be real you can't say no to a challenge of drag racing from a cool black guy.

Depends on the car the black guy is driving

Nissan altima

hockey is a fun sport to watch

the US is starting out strong

wait, the hockey fight highlights is sponsored by Pokemon?

did I hear that right

I wouldn't know

I am watching the JP feed

and there's no ads

it's not really an ad, it's just the segment sponsor

so the NBC guys are just talking about nothing

this is a perfect opportunity for the US to score again and humiliate the canadians

i need them to keep scoring so i get more free chipotle

the canadians survived their 5 on 3 powerplay opportunity unscathed

we're getting so lucky

wdym, it's pure skill spooky

the skill of canada being bad at making shots

its funny that it took canada 25 shots for a goal when the us got it in like 4

I think we're out of gas

other than our goalie

our guys look so tired

they just need a lucky break away

or a 5 on 2

we are so fucking lucky

jfc

we do not deserve to even be in this game

isn't this just NHL A team vs B team?

it's supposed to be

but we look really bad

idk how they pick people for this team

aren't there canadians on US and the converse?

but I kinda assume it's a crap-shoot of which team has the better line synergy

since I assume they pick X # of players from each NHL team

major?

well, here's our chance

i was confused

now we just need 3 more of those penalties

why did the goalie leave?

because as soon as we touch the puck it's a pause

because of the delayed penalty

so they can pull the goalie and have an extra skater to play keep-away

somehow

we ran out the clock

So did I hear that right, overtime is 3v3 sudden death?

now canada is attacking the side that has had both goals

I think it takes them a while to start overtime

this could end in 10 seconds

why is the olympics so woke that they can't do 5v5 OT

hot take, shootouts are more fun

i want my 5 OT hockey game lasting past the closing ceremony

HAHAHAHAHAHA

81 seconds

fuck you again Pika

USA USA USA USA

USA USA USA USA USA

that's 2 times the underdog US has beaten a communist power

You can tell none of the US team thought they could do it

that celebration was 90% shocked surprise

We own Canada now right?

if it was a real overtime they probably would have lost

Like legally the country gets dissolved into our land now

we only get the White of Canada

we have to beat them in Cricket for the Indian part

They can keep the wilderness

but only part of it

their flag is now just Red and we get a cool maple leaf to go with the stars

For every country we annex we add their symbol to the flag

The 51st star is a maple leaf

for Mexico we add a taco

The US flag just becomes an absolute shitshow lol