general

But I've also adopted Max's bad habbit, and have essentially stopped sleeping

so that also fucks meal times up

You should maybe not do that

Congrats on the adoption

Finally found her forever home

spooky wouldnt let me move in

im sorry rusp

I don't believe you

Can you get adopted after 18, for legal reasons or w/e

and does that reset your age?

"does that reset your age"

Spooky would let you move in and buy you a Tesla in one breath

If I had to drive Max back and forth between here and Richmond

I'd actually just die

Yeah see the Tesla is the smart option, right

like 20grand

good idea

more like 30

i should probably find some broken ass beater to buyt hough..

/r d20

@taxes: d20 = (20) = 20

FUCK

Unfortunately my first car broke down before I stopped using it so I can't sell it to you

I'm like 2 blocks away from the Tesla store

Rip 2000 ford taurus

my 2009 cheverlet malibu was stolen from me

Kill your sister

Only option

step father

Damn

I mean still applies

it was very close to being mine

My current car is a 2015 ford fusion

the normie car

Dan rode in it

the normie car

Max, can I interest you in my Mazda 3 with 200,000 miles

is that the

awful car

that we drove in

What qualifies as a normie car

yes

ill give you 3.50 for it

the one tht vibrates

for no reason

It means its happy

spooky that car is more of a liablity

Neither you nor drone girl like it

spooky that car is going to

randomly break down on you

Do you like it?

I can appreciate a dying car spooky

in the next year or two

Don't worry

I would love it

It already has Max

I KNOW

THATS WHY IM SAYING IT

do you remember the time I was driving down to hang out with you

and it exploded

The power steering on my old car broke and I had to manually muscle the turns with no assistance

And I drove like that for like 3 years

(I resolved to drive it until it broke down which took way longer than expected hence the 3 years)

This was still my favorite car mystery

Max, idk what you did to this tire

but it completely sheared 360 degrees

your car is fucked spoooky

that's the old one, the blue one we'd try to tip over on turns

i feel bad for the poor person you ell that to

oh

not the new blue one that vibrates

That reminds me of how when I got my new car from the dealership (my aunt owns) I had to take my car in somewhere else to get the tires checked and they told me they were likely days from exploding

i feel bad to the person you sell the new one to.

Max, there's an almost certainty, whatever car you buy will end up mogging mine

because I'm not selling mine until it stops running

How long have you had that car spooky

uh.... 3? years maybe

3.5