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Tuesday, January 20, 2026
I love how portal is broken or whatever that video was about
That video was so funny
hold on let me see if I can find this
this video is really funny
I shouldn't take this one, I would probably just expose it
as someone who grew up bordering Mississippi I've noticed that shockingly most time telling solutions are a bit off from what they should be
Today was not a good day for counting for me either
I feel you Pirate
yeah this thing is pretty off
I got 6 seconds twice, then even after adding a pause to get closer to 10 I was still in the 7 second range
today's not a good counting day, my resting heart rate is like 180
I do not mentally consider manually timekeeping a viable function which I think has contributed to my mind reallocating all such networks
i tried imagining a loud clock and not actually trying to count
I tried your clock thing Max, I got better results but there's still no consistency, the clock is clearly speeding up in my head and I'm hearing multiple of them
ok the secret is to just not try
i figured it out
i was too locked in
i found a better strategy for this one but i don't want to do it again
I got stuck on 32 for way too long
I am bad at those, got >6 minutes with 30 left and decided I did not want to finish
you just have to channel your inner engineer and start hallucinating shapes over everything
It does not help that I was doing in from across the room and only zoomed in half way in realizing I did not need to be squinting to see the numbers
Thats the shit that has caused psychosis in generations
Your video is popping off rusp
uh... you might want to try that reaction one again
Even with slow input, you probably shouldn't be above a 0.3
Wednesday, January 21, 2026
What do you do while driving?
- Text5 votes · 11%
- Call (not hands-free)5 votes · 11%
- Use blinkers8 votes · 17%
- Eat food or drink5 votes · 11%
- Close one eye to partially sleep2 votes · 4%
- Properly zipper merge7 votes · 15%
- Clap2 votes · 4%
- Blare music/podcast5 votes · 11%
- Use both hands on steering wheel4 votes · 9%
- Cruise control after a while3 votes · 7%
46 votes Multiple answers allowed Poll closed
I literally cannot vote in this poll
where's the option to fully fall asleep and get woken up by those ridges on the side of the highway
just assume everyone who doesn't vote is like Pika and can't drive
also, I assume the music/podcast one is a windows down sorta thing
hence "blare"
To be fair kribbles
even if I did drive I still could not vote