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's poll Phijkchu distance pissing contest, what's the maximum range you could hit (effectively). Normal rules apply. has closed.
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Thursday, January 15, 2026
Measure from your waist, not the end of your 2ft dick
Friday, January 16, 2026
Is it bad that I thought this was a Medieval Times at first
so true
Saturday, January 17, 2026
To be clear, not to eachother (could be to eachother though that counts too)
I would not count pix as one for this, but if she marries polu that counts for 1
I initially thought 0, but I could possibly see a Phijkchu wedding in the next five years
I have high hopes for you vinster
make us proud
I feel like it's going to be a high number, but I'm also including effective marriages, even if it's not a legal one
my O/U is 5, so I'm saying 4-6, but I think it could easily skew higher (especially depending how you define active Phijkchu)
My O/U on the number of divorced Phijkchu in 5 years is 1
i wonder who could have voted 4-6 and i was not surprised with the answer
i hope he's right somehow just to spite everyone
? I feel like you guys are underestimating "5 years"
From this sample of ~25 people, will 5 people get married in their 20s, feels pretty reasonable,
even if individually the %s are lower, that's enough of a sample that you should have multiple results return true
I think you are overestimating phijkchu
I think if the question was do you think more phijkchu will go trans in the next 5 years than get married, I think I could see it going either way
of the ~25 active?
zero
if you expand it to lore relevent Phijkchu, probably <1
Pyra is a very pretty name @ vinny
Kappaa
I think if you asked a couple years ago when we were in peak pink pilling era
it would have been higher odds
but not now
The more interesting one is will any Phijkchu have a kid in the next 5 years, and I think that's probably 0-1
Replying to Spooky Phijkchu #spooky.131 From this sample of ~25 people, will 5 people get married in their 20s, feels pretty reasonable, even if individually the %s are lower, that's enough of a sample that you should have multiple results return true
i dont think you realize how lame and antisocial
I think Pika is the only hardcore incel/vocel
other than that it's just general autism
To be clear, I am not a hardcore incel/vocel
YOU CAME UP WITH YOUR OWN TERM
yeah its a meme
uh huh
I don't care to go out and find a woman to date. If I met someone, sure
I am not going to go on dating apps or go out and look for women
I am not against the concept of being in relationships
no comment
same reason as Pika?
Pirate is dedicated to the grind
the* raped
i'm not going to respond to that statement as i originally thought to
instead i will pass with no comment
You know spooky, I will yield that maybe when I am done my PhD I will feel more strongly about being proactive about it, but I don't think it makes any sense for me to rush out to try and find someone to be with
anyway i think at least 1 is possible although it depends on what counts as phijkchu
Replying to Spooky Phijkchu #spooky.131 same reason as Pika?
rather, i prefer being on my own
In general, most people I know are (if anything) too desperate to find a gf
which is honestly the bigger red flag that they're going to off themselves when no one's looking after getting dumped by Hinge date #6000