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I'd ring bell absolutely

do Urealms characters count

Are they real, living people

Shmoopy is real, i saw him in NYC once

I’d argue they are entrenched in the lore though

also urealms characters are not phijkchu lore or phijkchu

so no either way

oh you can get egoraptor

they are crucial to Gents backstory wtf

character lore is not server lore

it’s pivotal to the server

half this shit doesn’t happen if rob doesnt rape gent

Half this shit doesn't happen if a lot of things

that was foundational though

i didnt know that was part of it, i should have asked gent about that instead of TLoU2

I summon the corpse of the ex CEO of youtube

now you’re cooking

if Rob did not upload the join team phijkchu video, I would not have started it

sixelona

I'd argue she is less relevant to phijkchu than Rob is

Rob is already kind of an edge case

>summoning long gone phijkchu members imagine

Megan directly makes sense

she is literally here

Sunflora

Dani Dipp then

dani dipp was in the server

so yeah

I’ll summon nojuno and make him finish DvZ

fucker

guy who has never played lennod jump game

rusp blatant lying saying he wouldn't use the bell

I would not

wait, Dolf asked a really important question

can we summon phijkchu in their canonical state?

no

so can I get wheelchair Rusp when I summon him

Rusp, it would be like me healing your legs

think of the lore implications

Can it work like a gacha

every canonical state is an alt

wheelchair Rusp is the SSR

I'm pulling for 11-year old Max and Umbreon

every day

we know

spooky

the IPO is coming up

don't forget

I'll pull for Black Pirate too

pump that diversity quota up

black pirate would cause a disaster

Spooky when his party consists of black pirate, 11 year old max, alpha chad vinny, and Garbage's rape dog

Italian Fire

Fire has the most alts in the game

its just every euro nationality

idk

i summon polu and pix

Spooky forms is up there

in the rape field

Rape field is a location card

also this has just become the phijkchu tcg that garbage wanted to make

the bell works like clue

i summon rusp with the wheelchair at skyline chili

God, now I want Phijkchu clue

"Is your character a freak of nature"

that would be really easy to make spooky

you can do it

pika that's not clue

fuck

its almost 2am

whatever

that's akinator

wait

i genuinely dont remember how to play clue

Pirate no you are fucking with me

pika

clue is you ask a question

no it's not