general

at least get a j'mocha shake with me when you do

Spooky how many quicktime "I think this guy is shitting right now I am going to make him mad" events do you try to do

zero

I don't want you shitting all over my floor

that's not fun

perhaps for the best

WAIT

do pets count

Spooky, it does not need to be your floor

I think if they are named phijkchu characters

then yes

can I steal Garbage's dog

dude

he'd be so pissed at me

idk Spooky, Garbage's dog might rape you

I'd be like oh?

I don't really want to invite this monkey paw upon myself but I would genuinely be so much happier if there was one less dog in my house

according to his other hypothetical

ok

I think if I turned on my webcam, and your dog was on the mantle behind me all taxidermied up

you'll be a little mad

only a bit though

Can you buy other peoples taxidermied animals?

If it was my cat I would be ballistic though

Would you premptively get a J'mocha for his dog before you taxidermied it

or do animals not count

Like if I dig up my neighbors dog can I taxidermy it?

no this is the icicle dog Pika

no, I'm not killing your actual dog garbage

if any of you summon me im beating the shit out of you and taking the bell

Now I'm interested

well, now I am not returning you anymore

im using the bell to summon you off a cliff

You can only summon to your location

you have to jump off the cliff to do that

Nah rock climbing

now, you can summon then push him off, but you did not say that

i cant hold the bell off the cliff

Not true, dangle the bell over the cliff

thank you garbage

im glad you understand

This could be a cool death note esque story

i’d just go out to the part of japan where they stop putting english on the signs

This is basically the hypothetical garbage gave Pix where her and I swap

which devolved into me googling where the canadian embassy is

Pix said pika was allowed to steal enough money to get back home

So the bell summons the person inside of you?

Just clipped into each other?

would have to be like somewhere in a 5 foot radius of you

nearest free safe space would be how I interpreted it

what classifies as a phijkchu member

someone who has ever been in this discord?

In the server or lore relevant

I would assume you can summon vinny's brother

Currently in the server or all time

Rob

I said yes to Rob for spooky

I assume thats fine

Megan

DOLF

LMAO

leave the poor girl alone

just trying to find the bearings

idk, this was a garbage hypothetical

those are usually "if my dog raped you, would you forgive me"

would any random who use a Phijkchu pfp on YouTube count

I think we are breaking the spirit of the question

what about the squirrels rob fed acorns to

so I am limiting it to phijkchu in the server sense + lore relevant adjacent figures

none of thise 15 degrees of seperation

so 1 degree

lore relevant to the server

specificially

Ok

I’m ringing the bell

so you cannot say "Etho played with Rob once, so I am summoning etho"

I’m not ringing the bell

Does Hasan count

Hasan -> kaseytron -> rob