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Me and polu did a bingo thing we stole from youtube where you have to race to do different random generic game objectives

so I have a bunch of random shit installed

Crab champions I 100%'d before they did an update and added more shit

Pain

They added rank achivements that are stupid hard to do (beat the game with every weapon with all difficulty mods on is needed or something to get the highest rank) so I just opted not to re100% the game

I HATE KWANZAA I HATE KWANZAA I HATE KWANZAA

It's NOT a real holiday. You will NOT be Jewish. You will NOT succeed in life just because you emulate those better than you

that third statement isn't necessarily true

maybe it isn't, but copying their holidays in particular won't make you succeed

it is a fake holiday made by black separatists so the governmental recognition of it is odd

I've also never met someone who actually celebrates it, despite the fact that it's shilled in every school as being just as important as Christmas and Hannukah

it was originally made to replace christmas but the founder changed his mind later after realizing people want to celebrate christmas and not his stupid fake thing

Fun Phijkchu dream Spooky was managing an airfield where we had a bunch of small planes we'd use to dust crops and do tricks, all of the pilots were different Phijkchu

literally every single time people set out though, they would crash their plane, and I would have to drive the truck out and fire extinguish their wreckage and pull out their charred corpse

sometimes you'd have passengers survive, Fire specifically was flying a full plan of 8 around (all black rappers for some reason)

and only he and one of the bitches were dead when I got there

its the kwanza

eventually a war broke out, and they took all my planes from me and the dream morphed into some weird field of dreams shit

exactly the way i envision myself going

crashing one of spooky's planes

Fire, I hope you'll appreciate I was surprised every time it happened

literally everyone would crash within 30 seconds of taking off, and I'd be on my radio and driving out there cursing them under my breath

you were the only one where anyone survived Fire, everyone else was completely incinerated

Spooky I want you to know I had a dream that you told us your brother died in a shootout with the police over his childwife

and Gent said "Okay"

lol

honestly probably the only respectable way to end things at this point

Push it along

time to call the cops

be a good samaritan

Last dream I remember having about people online was for /r/MawInstallation I dreamt that it had relatively recently become canon that Mace Windu survived his bout with Palpatine and Anakin, and that he still hung out with Anakin. Someone provided a book citation. Then my dream transitioned to Anakin and Mace Windu hanging out in the "I AM THE SENATE" room. They were sharing chicken burgers with ham and pineapple (I forgot who brought them in after waking up, out of an effort not to appear racist. So I'm not sure if it was racist of me to think Anakin would bring otroppo burgers from Oporto for Mace, or if Mace would be the one to bring them in). Mace Windu was wearing my blue nighting gown. Mace Windu asked Anakin "Why don't you ever betray Palpatine" Anakin said "I would try, but every where I go I feel his presence" Mace Windu: That's cause he slipped his lightsabre into your robes while you weren't looking Anakin: What Mace Windu proceeds to pull Palpatine's lightsabre out of Anakin's robes, says "See", and then they all start to laugh

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This isn't funny

this is counting channel tier joke

Ok, but it became retroactively funny because Gent said it

Rolling for counting channel to replace bobchat

/r d100

@Spooky Phijkchu: d100 = (39) = 39

Today's poll

if I save all my memes as loose files to my desktop

I mean, I have a bunch of random images/screenshots in a folder, does that count as a meme folder?

does that count as a folder

your personal answer to that question is what informs your answer

if options 1 & 3 both are true then 1 has priority

I have 32k files on my desktop, 37k if you include the shortcuts and folders

spooky that's not a desktop

actually wait that's a better poll, i'll do that one next

if people use a desktop / to what extent

yeah it is, my icons tile the plane

I know I'm the outlier, but I actually hate all the people who have single icon desktops

I have about a third of my desktop filled

tmi

i have all icons fully disabled

don't worry i'll collect the full information on this next time

Wait do images I drew myself count

Nevermind I realized what you meant

yea

I have a ton of folders for 1 off mspaint drawings I made

if we count those, then yes

you have folders with only one file in them?

's poll How many of your grandparents are alive? has closed.

The mspaints were 1 off drawings, obviously

I have an imageboard folder yeah