general

my account has logged into Discord (across Desktop, mobile, and web) a total of 47 times

I've migrated desktops twice, phones twice, and laptop once in that time, so at minimum that's where 5 came from

so I've restarted my devices ~42 total times in (almost) 10 years

where did you see that stat?

You know, mine is probably not that dissimilar

you shut your computer off every night I thought Pika

and Tiny, I did one of those data package export things from Discord

Oh, does it count actually relogging in, I have it set to auto log in. I thought you meant just manually entering your information to log in

ahh gotcha

then nevermind

I've completed 18 captcha logins, which are the non-automatic ones

that's probably not too disimilar, unless someone is only logging into the web client using public PCs

but no, 47 total client log-ins (client updates/crashes don't seem to count)

Good job spooky

I like that you have fallen asleep in vc more times than you have restarted your computer by probably an order of magnitude

I did a restart today

because my ethernet port stopped working

Intel's GbE chipset failed or smth

as we've established by Max posting that she had 200k/year

this is nothing

^Last year

my messages are probably a lot lower

I pulled my data package a week ago but it hasnt come yet

yeah, took a full week for mine

I thought the word was rage bait

Do we attribute slop starting from "goyslop" or "sloppa"

people are arguing which one technically started this

ive never heard anyone say sloppa so im going for goyslop

I've said sloppa sometimes but it has not been as influential on me as goyslop has been so thats my pick

I mean it could have just started from slop

Didn't goyslop start from the sloppa threads on /ck/?

Goyslop 100%, Sloppa just makes me think of a dog drinking a lot of water

yeah its gotta be goyslop

I have hit 100% memory utilization on my servers for the first time I think

I've never messed around with multi-computer pooling in Matlab before

I cap out at 392 parallel workers

ew matlab

Boomers aren't ready for this

Lmfao

we just watched this

hahahaahah

hahahaha I just watched this with Pika and Garbage

i think if they paid streamers a shit ton

and did as streamer survivor season

they would become SUPER POPULAR

imo

And also make it so survivor wasn't on like two sections of same Fiji island for every season

My perception is that you get better results with non-friend groups

so streamers all knowing each other makes it less of a Free-for-all

Most people selected for Survivor are "actors" anyway though

so it probably could only improve things

Weird phijkchu dream. So in the dream, Polu and I get an apartment together, and start renovating it. Renovating it is actually just building new rooms (do not ask me where the new rooms are in space, we can just add random ass huge rooms to the apartment without any complaints. These rooms consist of essentially video game shrines, were each room has like 6 sections (wii, xbox, etc) for a few rooms. Then, it turns out that actually, this is not us in an apartment, we are playing mindcraft building weird minecraft video game shrines in our secret base on a popular multiplayer server. Other plays show up and start griefing our base, which leads to a huge fight to protect our video game paraphernalia (that is still really our real stuff, despite this being minecraft) because its a lot of random game shit and it would suck to have it stolen or destroyed by the raiders. The dream then morphs into a horror dream where there is this creature attacking us in the apartment, but we manage to capture it so we tie it up in a closet with a drill permanently on drilling into its brain to keep it incapacitated. At this point in the dream, none of the minecraft stuff mattered and idk if it is even considered a canon event.

was the monster time-travelling garbage?

Doesn’t beat my Minecraft factions server dream where I used a bucket to pick beans as if it were a beans source block then I made a break for it to pirate’s pirate ship while the the enemy faction leaders chased me for stealing their beans

dreaming about beans is pretty concerning

my dream tonight isn't related enough to phijkchu to convey but it was more deranged than either

That’s just you normally

I had a dream that I added something graphic to the game and didn't tell anyone and then I got called out by everyone but pirate defended me by showing that he too had added his own graphic content without telling anyone

You should have a dream of adding a hang gliding minigame to the game

I am still waiting for it Rusp

Cops currently outside a house near mine, guns drawn. Person inside have standoff with police

me, mom, and sister in our driveway watching lol

Very American event imo

You should insert yourself into the situation and try to diffuse it

yell that he's a bitch and the cops don't think he'll do it

You watching it outside is the very American part lmao

Its an event

first time I've ever seen a rifle

No shootout

did you clap for the mounties?

It was city police

mounties would've been cool

My mom thinks it was because the one teen at the house was pointing a fake rifle at people walking by