general

no idea

I actually don't know how he picked this location so well

because there are like 4-5 factors that I think make it genuinely amazing

but you wouldn't know any of them if you're not local

only better spot would be a more expensive location in one of city districts, but those'd be more expensive

that location w/ franchise fees and everything, I bet he only spent $300k total to open shop

can we go

i wana try

idk Max, they don't have a bean burrito bun

shut up

dontr emind me of that

the fastest ive ever spit out something in my life

2nd fastest*

but yeah sure, next time we hang out in my area we'll put it on the list

Anyways, I wouldn't recommend you any of the BBQ kolache. St Louis BBQ sauce is very sweet.

i like it tangy

sweet BBQ is such a waste

imo

peak bbq is when its

like thin vinegar like tangy soury

but really fucking strong

because when you pour it over some pulled pork

it seeps down everywhere

when you put shitty ass thick slab of sugar bbq

on a slab of pulled pork

its like the bbq is anotehr topping

rather than marinating into the food

as someone who probably has a high chance of having had the most pulled pork here in their life

id say you trust me on that 😄

Max, here's my heresy

I like BBQ pulled chicken more than pulled pork

thats fine honestly

i think pulled pork is hard to cook right tho

i think like 90% of the pulled pork you will have

is very mid

I feel like the only person who actually likes bbq chicken, especially around here

but those 10%s are absolute bangers

nah chicken has a higher average of being good

you need someone to cook it right

for it to be a banger

I use Alabama white BBQ sauce when I make pulled pork.

to pulled pork being edible

Pulled pork is easy to dry out

ye

man i really want some barba q now

with some hush puppies

and a nice big roll

I think hushpuppies might be one of my favorite niche foods

are they niche

almost non-existent around here

oh

well, the reason why

im ngl we have them constantly

is because Southern and northern hushpups are nothing alike

but we also have pulled pork constantly

so

and around here the Maryland/NE style clash with the southern style

the only bad thing about hush puppies is the second they go like

luke warm

and so it's almost impossible to find them, or if you do they're shitty sysco frozen ones

they suck dick

agreed

dumplings are the same way around here

Maryland has fucked us tbh

other than Old Bay

all their food influences are --- negative

almost like southern food is actually good

In the North, hushpuppies are actually disgusting, they're just fried clumps of flour mixed with loose corn nuggets

???????

rather than using cornmeal

have you ever been subjected spooky

they look like this

to a cornmeal muffin

and they suuck

i think cornmeal muffins are vile

especially when you go to a cookout or smthn

cornbread is the most all over the place foods

and some woman thinks shes really fucking quirky

so she makes the cornbread muffins and puts hotdogs in them