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NO ONE LAUGHED

Your wife fails the Skyrim lockpicking

there's people that do that I'm pre sure but maybe that was just 4chan bait videos of people putting the key in then turning it and breaking it

but i think people do that

Looks like we're gonna have to cut it off

Get the Scissors

Capitalized

ohhh

rusp would let scissors

I have that gif saved but that's like really important spoilers

Hold his keys

Scissors would cut your keys in half

She's not at the top of my list anyways

She's close though

yeah crendjdljeules sister is

the top

right next go smyurfette

Max would you let smyurf cat hold your keys

he's already holding them

Would you rather smyurf cat or supreme ace

supreme ace cant even

hold anything

canonically

Yes he can

i swear

He literally holds stuff in a scene

there's a line

about him saying like

he can't hold things

or use his hands

There's a scene where he holds things and then trips and breaks them all

He has a mouth

okay i guess i internalized that as

he has no hands

so he cant hold things

that is how i understood it I'm pretty sure

Yeah max what if supreme ace held the keys in his mouth and looked at you with a

Effort

i would explode him

Scissors is the WEAKEST member by far!

It kind of depends on your build

in 3/3 of my playthroughs

Scissors doesn’t do anything, Rock at least forced damage

scissors counters the best build in the game

Stupid build?

fart gun

yeah

those who know fart gun is goated

Can you kill her before she enrages?

you can for paper

should I use the bathroom right now

Hold it in

Hold it

that does make it more endearing huh

Hold

Can you beat toushin gent while holding it in

Let’s find out

rock doesnt really have anything you can skip but rock is literally just a dps check

The lock can only become undone after a complete toushin gent playthrough

you can beat toushin gent in like

5 ingame days

thats like two hours

ez

Does anyone have the toushin gent any% record rn

Max

i think the mathed out number is 4 days but youd need godly luck grinding

i could only do it in 6?

first day is day 0 as your save

and you have to skip annoying

or you lose 2 days

I did it in like 9 before going back for the side content

the biggest issue is that skipping floor 3 makes floor 4 really hard

You also lose out on the 10 carrots

carrots dont really matter

They are great for cheesing the final encounters

lag harder fart gun;

Never used even once