general

I'll pitch to mine

I don't know what I could possible choose

My brother and I live very different lives

What would you choose

La creatura

You have to take my word for this but I swear this is an otter

we need to get in on the kickstarter scam

this is 100% your idea again

I need a soulcube

I want so see someone walking their waifu

out on the street

this little spiderbot on a leash

smh my waifu does not keave the kitchen

What happens if you cum on it

probably the 2nd one Rusp

Wonderful Phijkchu Labs has invented a fleshlight with a curved display encasing it.

ok Garbage

I had to look up if that existed already

and ima just say

Fleshlights look fucking terrifying now

It’s like when the game difficulty is balanced around only the top players

Surely the kickstarter you posted has a version that has a hole at the bottom as well.

Paired with the annoying toilet seat, can we have a display where it is her face aiming towards you on the toilet and she rates your cock

I think Dane would love this

Aw hell nah bro back in Ohio

only in ohio

In Washington too apparently

Be nice sir we are only but simple apple farmers

Too small to harvest...

piss on one

Why

He has a penis doesn't he?

Idk, I have only verified two phijckhu have one

well, 3 if we count myself

lol

You did NOT have to admit to being one of the verified

excuse me?

oh so you liked my submission?

Speaking of quality time, I was watching the sunset and saw these two dudes reeling this fish in for 20 minutes so decided to investigate.

I've never seen a shark out in the wild, it was so cool

at least they're smart enough to not play with its mouth

Well

They got the hook out of its mouth which involved one person sitting on top of the shark, peeling back its mouth to leave it wide open and then another person very timidly kept wacking the hook until it came out

They were releasing the shark, didn't want to keep it and didn't want to have the hook left in the shark

damn, they're way braver than me

I wouldn't be fucking with its mouth at all

If you ever wondered what an iPad looks like after it falls off of a fire truck doing 60mph on and lands on side of state highway. This is what it looks like

Surprisingly find my iPad still worked and still played the noise when I pinged it

The barn was gone by the time I got there. We were able to save the house the garage and a smaller barn.

another w for fires against big barns

Back to the earth, from whence you came!

I hate when corn does that

My parents are up touring Vancouver and some of the mountains in BC

And they let me know that despite being very anti-Trump, they'd be ok with him annexing that part of Canada

"Not many Indians like Toronto had, mostly the good Asians"

Its all chinese there

That is what they mean by the good asians

why

Is that a new app icon or something

its a new taskbar icon

So they can sell better ones probably

since for whatever reason, 0.0001% of people will

Alright my brother is married good for him

Time for 5 more hours of etc

Did you give a speech

Yeah he did, here is a transcript

"Good job my brother. You found very nice girl. She is shining. You have a rizz. I'm jerous! She has hime cut hair."

No

Im going to believe Garbage

It's over

I lived

I will have an amount of stories and anecdotes when I return