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Sunday, July 20, 2025
Is it too late to elope with one of the flower girls
Rusp ngl, that might be a good way to pickup one of your brothers friends
find whoever is willing to double-suicide with you
and then that's the one
Rusp, what's the most white women thing they're doing at the wedding
you know
I never even considered that being a thing someone would want to do
I pray for some good ol' Washington sunshine to heat up all the floors
Rusp
I have something for Garbage to help you gaslight her with
Syren too
this'll be a team sport
they could 100% convince her to get that elf ear surgery
tell me she couldn't be convinced
it's a minor mod too
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
nah, that's how all body mods start
you joke about the nosejob, or the fake tits, or the elf ears
then one thing leads to another
completely genuine, it's a really minor mod that (I think) doesn't make you look that fucked up
compared to a lot of way more common ones women do
Are you the best at Fortnite
You should have your own version of the PHD race with him
but make it something non-academic
sure
same thing that you pick for your brother
I'll pitch to mine
Monday, July 21, 2025
@Garbage
we need to get in on the kickstarter scam
this is 100% your idea again