general

its pictures on a screen

why would santa claus give a human two hands

its not my real hands

in the

same direction

you don't have to lie

im sorry for you.

im sorry for being grossed out

i just

god.

i hope your life gets better. maybe they can flip it upside down one day

holy shit

god.

i hope you can find it in your heart to understand that some people was just born this way

were*

i fixed your grammar

i hope you noticed

we was just borned like that

WE???

YOU HAVE A CONJOINED TWIN

dayum das crazy G

obviously...how else would i have two left hands...

do he watch u wank da chain?

oh shit sorry

it could be a girl

or a they xhem

we get freaky

Disgusting.

That's just vile.

haha

Incest is not a joke.

Unless your sibling is a toilet seat lid

Then, well.

Heh

its okay everything was a lie im actually super Normal

as opposed to unsuper normal

Lmfao

goddeemm

you don't even know the horrors of what a guinea pig is

i saw a guy eat one a couple days ago

like at a restaurant

oh

on youtube

oh

that's much less interesting

yeah im sorry i figured i should clarify

i was pretty upset over it

yeah you really fucking shoulda dipshit

god

sorry i got mad

i apologize

i have anger issues you see.

i had a period in my life where i really wanted one and would watch videos of them and cry and also i went to the pet store and saw a bunch and pet them and cried there too

you sure are enotional

I'm very emotional

you should be careful.

someone might take advantage of that, or worse, make fun of you for it

then what would you do?

Yeah.

exactly

just take a fig from the fig tree homie.

I can't say what I'd do but I'm a good sport

really?

what sport do you play

Not like that

I'm an olympic tennis player

not really

i lied

so you're not a good sport

what are you

golf?

BADUM TISS

AHAHAHAHA

are you always this excited

excited?

you seem like you're having a good time

autistic you mean.

not really

im rather board