general

it should bubble

and I'll forgive you

Is this going to be harmful to me in any way or is it really just super cool

it makes something called chlorine gas

that melts your insides

That sounds badass

Oh that's not very cool

yeah youll probably die

I don't wanna die

you probably shouldn't do that

if you want to live

people make the mistake all the time

you could make chloroform though

Well I was just trusting you wouldn't do something really bad to me but

that's pretty fun

it seems that was bad

no i was going to say Dont actually

do it at the end

im surprised an adult in the xurrent year

doesn't know that makes fun time death gas

im worried for humanity

I knew the whole time

oh ok

do you know how to make chloroform

No

I don't think I want to look that up

just replace the vinegar with

rubbing alcohol

that's it

damn

then you can like

i dont know

go to slep i guess

if you're really tired

or uh

uhhh

not really many other uses

but you could

okay how about methamphetamine

do you know how to make that

and i doubt you have a couple hundred bottles of cough syrup lying around

uhmm how about uhh

uhhh

chocolate chip cookies

can you make those?

Woahhh!!!

Yeah you just go to the store and buy them

and put them in the oven

wow you're fucking useless

can't even make the cookie dough yourself

This is an issue.

Sorry that was mean.

are kawaii anime gifs banned here

I dont mean to be mean.

No, but you'll probably be bullied

okay

I won't bully you but I'd say

oj about uhh

2-5 hours

someone would reply

and bully you

and then go like

heh

with a snarky remark

and maybe a down vote reddit emoji

it's possible this could occur

so while it's allowed

i am giving you the warning

noted

that unless your skin is akin to a rhinoceroses' hide

that it is an effort that could possibly lead to a bruise or two

tis your perogativd though

like all things in life

you're the captain of your ship, your manifest destiny

I appreciate your life lessons

and the only one leading your thread is you

I've learned a lot from you

Thank you

Yeah well I'm kinda the smartest here