Message in #general · Neon Genesis Phijkchu

Spooky Phijkchu Nov 12, 2024 11:15 PM general

Replying to DeadDogJE #deaddogje

i got intimate with a woman for the first time recently. she texted me after telling me that i had spent an hour trying to stimulate the clitoris in the completely wrong spot.

is it not in the same place it is on men?

Garbage Nov 13, 2024 12:23 AM general

Replying to DeadDogJE #deaddogje

i got intimate with a woman for the first time recently. she texted me after telling me that i had spent an hour trying to stimulate the clitoris in the completely wrong spot.

Sticker: Sticker

Rusp Nov 13, 2024 12:25 AM general

System message

pinned a message to this channel.

Spooky Phijkchu Nov 13, 2024 3:02 AM general

I'm still not convinced by this reality

Spooky Phijkchu Nov 13, 2024 3:05 AM general

Even if I accept that end states will eventually be reached, and things work themselves out to those ends The contrivances necessary at every intermediate are so absurd

Spooky Phijkchu Nov 13, 2024 3:06 AM general

and always have been

Dane Nov 13, 2024 3:06 AM general

Spooky wtf are you talking about

Spooky Phijkchu Nov 13, 2024 3:07 AM general

car in front of me stopped at a light got obliterated

Spooky Phijkchu Nov 13, 2024 3:07 AM general

by some constrution truck thing

Gent Nov 13, 2024 3:07 AM general

You should try hitting the brakes next time

Spooky Phijkchu Nov 13, 2024 3:08 AM general

I was going into work to finish some bullshit presentation

reorruatrnte Nov 13, 2024 3:08 AM general

Spooky

reorruatrnte Nov 13, 2024 3:08 AM general

Your arc wasn't over yet

Spooky Phijkchu Nov 13, 2024 3:08 AM general

codes didn't work and the 24/7 staff were on break or something, so I left

Spooky Phijkchu Nov 13, 2024 3:09 AM general

and the one other car in the lot I let go in-front of me, because it was dark and I wasn't going to risk him not seeing me

Spooky Phijkchu Nov 13, 2024 3:09 AM general

in the turn lane

Spooky Phijkchu Nov 13, 2024 3:09 AM general

and then 20 seconds later his car was obliterated

Spooky Phijkchu Nov 13, 2024 3:09 AM general

so idk

Spooky Phijkchu Nov 13, 2024 3:09 AM general

it's not a near death thing, this ALWAYS fucking happens

Dane Nov 13, 2024 3:10 AM general

Not so much absurd reality imo but more just fate

Spooky Phijkchu Nov 13, 2024 3:10 AM general

I'm just used to it

Spooky Phijkchu Nov 13, 2024 3:10 AM general

but it's like

Spooky Phijkchu Nov 13, 2024 3:10 AM general

how do you not just laugh at it all

Spooky Phijkchu Nov 13, 2024 3:10 AM general

I'm back home now

Spooky Phijkchu Nov 13, 2024 3:10 AM general

but like, wtf is this reality

Dane Nov 13, 2024 3:11 AM general

Replying to Spooky Phijkchu #spooky.131

how do you not just laugh at it all

Dude you gotta read some Kierkegaard, a philosopher you'd probably like

1

Spooky Phijkchu Nov 13, 2024 3:12 AM general

there are literally two things I can think of right now that I'm at all interested in seeing through and the universe seems to conspire to allow me to continue trundling along on my path

Spooky Phijkchu Nov 13, 2024 3:12 AM general

and it always has

Spooky Phijkchu Nov 13, 2024 3:12 AM general

and honestly, it's just absurd

Spooky Phijkchu Nov 13, 2024 3:12 AM general

it's always like htis too

Spooky Phijkchu Nov 13, 2024 3:13 AM general

so I just assume my things will work out, because why else does anything happen

Spooky Phijkchu Nov 13, 2024 3:13 AM general

and in the short term I can just follow the insane coincidences that keep everything turning

Spooky Phijkchu Nov 13, 2024 3:13 AM general

where I feel like I'm being trolled

Spooky Phijkchu Nov 13, 2024 3:13 AM general

by the universe

Spooky Phijkchu Nov 13, 2024 3:15 AM general

I can't feel like I've ever been derailed, regardless of any setbacks or hardships

Spooky Phijkchu Nov 13, 2024 3:15 AM general

when all around me

Spooky Phijkchu Nov 13, 2024 3:15 AM general

the most insane shit just always happens

Spooky Phijkchu Nov 13, 2024 3:15 AM general

and absurd shit lines up, that you can't just ignore

Spooky Phijkchu Nov 13, 2024 3:15 AM general

so again, what's even real

Rusp Nov 13, 2024 6:40 AM general

Nigga go to bed

RIBA Nov 13, 2024 7:51 AM general

He’s really sorry for not playing Phijkchu Quest Rusp

PirateMan64 Nov 13, 2024 7:59 AM general

Replying to RIBA #dank.meme

He’s really sorry for not playing Phijkchu Quest Rusp

There's still time LennodCryy LennodCryy

🐝🌯🌯🌯💥 Nov 13, 2024 8:18 AM general

The dude ahead of you was a faggot and this was god’s way of smiting him

🐝🌯🌯🌯💥 Nov 13, 2024 8:19 AM general

You work in the tech industry thats why it happens so often around you

1

DeadDogJE Nov 13, 2024 8:23 AM general

Replying to Phijkchu_Pikachu #klombak

or even post about it

because this is the server where i talk about that kind of thing

🐝🌯🌯🌯💥 Nov 13, 2024 8:24 AM general

I still want to know how you fucked it up

(Not Spooky) Spark Dragon Nov 13, 2024 8:34 AM general

Replying to Spooky Phijkchu #spooky.131

is it not in the same place it is on men?

What

PirateMan64 Nov 13, 2024 9:47 AM general

Replying to DeadDogJE #deaddogje

because this is the server where i talk about that kind of thing

Who the fuck are you?

DeadDogJE Nov 13, 2024 9:48 AM general

hahaha

DeadDogJE Nov 13, 2024 9:48 AM general

i normally only show up in vc

taxes Nov 13, 2024 10:00 AM general

Replying to DeadDogJE #deaddogje

i got intimate with a woman for the first time recently. she texted me after telling me that i had spent an hour trying to stimulate the clitoris in the completely wrong spot.

Did she have herpes?

DeadDogJE Nov 13, 2024 10:01 AM general

i dont think so haha

DeadDogJE Nov 13, 2024 10:01 AM general

there was a tiny nub that i was rubbing. i have to idea what that was now.

Phijkchu_Pikachu Nov 13, 2024 10:19 AM general

That was her penis

PirateMan64 Nov 13, 2024 10:37 AM general

For the record, I made her squirt four times my first time, get rekt

PirateMan64 Nov 13, 2024 10:38 AM general

And loveland has been playing eu4 for 10 hours

Phijkchu_Pikachu Nov 13, 2024 10:53 AM general

just curious if libgen.is is down or if it is just me

Phijkchu_Pikachu Nov 13, 2024 10:53 AM general

I found one of their mirrors that worked, but the .is domain one would not load

mint Nov 13, 2024 5:04 PM general

wonderful things happening on this server today i see

🐝🌯🌯🌯💥 Nov 13, 2024 5:29 PM general

No

Spooky Phijkchu Nov 13, 2024 10:03 PM general

On campus rn

Spooky Phijkchu Nov 13, 2024 10:03 PM general

I just heard the most L rizz pickup line I could convince of

xBrox_54 Nov 13, 2024 10:04 PM general

spooky, go look in gamers

Phijkchu_Pikachu Nov 13, 2024 10:04 PM general

He's on campus

Phijkchu_Pikachu Nov 13, 2024 10:05 PM general

xbrox, he can watch the infinity nikki trailer later

Phijkchu_Pikachu Nov 13, 2024 10:05 PM general

lmao

xBrox_54 Nov 13, 2024 10:05 PM general

lol i just meant the release date, not the video

Spooky Phijkchu Nov 13, 2024 10:06 PM general

To the effect of I wanted to tell you you've got a great ass/body I normally wouldn't say anything but my friend killed himself 4 weeks ago who thought the same thing

Spooky Phijkchu Nov 13, 2024 10:06 PM general

And then proceeded to invite her out to get drinks

Spooky Phijkchu Nov 13, 2024 10:08 PM general

She said basically nothing, could tell her brain had been fried

Garbage Nov 13, 2024 10:42 PM general

Gooner poster guy https://youtu.be/6CnIcESafXU?si=HcQrJVnZs9tyb8Dj&t=29

Toy Story - Strange Things www.youtube.com

Gent Nov 14, 2024 12:35 AM general

💩 💩 💩 💩 💩

legorhin Nov 14, 2024 1:55 AM general

Spooky Phijkchu Nov 14, 2024 3:04 AM general

oh hey, I wonder why that github repo I pull from was archived, let me check it out

Spooky Phijkchu Nov 14, 2024 3:04 AM general

2024-11-14_-_030300.png 20.1 KiB · captured_local

Spooky Phijkchu Nov 14, 2024 3:05 AM general

and then here I am, thinking he misunderstands the term hospice, as did every other commenter

Spooky Phijkchu Nov 14, 2024 3:05 AM general

2024-11-14_-_030310.png 13.5 KiB · captured_local

Spooky Phijkchu Nov 14, 2024 3:05 AM general

turns out he did in fact use the word correctly!

Spooky Phijkchu Nov 14, 2024 3:05 AM general

(he's also dead now)

legorhin Nov 14, 2024 10:47 AM general

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flag_of_Cusco

Flag of Cusco

The official flag of Cusco has seven horizontal stripes of color: red, orange, yellow, green, sky blue, blue, and violet. This rainbow flag was introduced to Peru in 1973 by Raúl Montesinos Espejo, in recognition of the 25th anniversary of his Tawantinsuyo Radio station. As the flag's popularity grew, Cusco mayor Gilberto Muñiz Caparó declared i...

en.wikipedia.org

🐝🌯🌯🌯💥 Nov 14, 2024 5:46 PM general

Man, I forgot how hard petroleum refineries go, shit looks wild at night

Archive details

Neon Genesis Phijkchu

Archive navigation

general

Jump to date

Choose a color