general

at least its ladybugs and not like, mosquitos or something

In this vein, if you have a time based dvr set it to record your local news station that airs lottery numbers for 2:30 AM the day of. They sometimes put stuff in the feed by accident (if it airs lottery numbers you might just be lucky if it's not the last ones)

For halloween I am dressing up as Pirate from phijkchu quest and toushin gent

shared universe?

please, no spoilers...

Trick-or-Treater count: 3 Time until Sundown: T-20 minutes

These kids ain't right

Cutting into your precious final day of locktober

who trick-or-treats before it gets dark?

they weren't even super young

maybe a 4 on the youngness scale

maybe they have something else to do later

if he doesnt sound half dead i will amazed

Winning this costume contest, im a wendys employee

green label evan williams

playing it cheap!

(its still my favorite)

Ew

This shit is vile

no its not

i love it

U drink like a minimum wage worker ill give u credit

especially with a little ice

yea why pay for expensive alcohol

when you can drink green lable evan eilliams

unironically

you got the small bottle too

\

It’s because you can have it in ur back pocket

fair.

I told u its part of the costume

All the fast food workers have them

I prefer hibiki but im an expensive date

I dont like whiskey

So has to be super smooth and mild

i love when it tastes like raw wood

because im a pussy and need to put some water in it

Thats why u put ice

>ice

i mean yes

but i usually just go to the tap faucet in my bathroom

So it gets watered down

and pouor some in.

Classy

just pee in the bottle

even easier

or sometimes if i want to drink from the bottle, once im halfway through the bottle

Im a baby i barely drink liquor

ill fill up like 1/4th th ebottle with tap water from my bathroom

and then just shake it up

and rink it

Ill do vodka but thats about it

i hate vodka

Dragonberry bacardi

ive had a massive bottle of vodka sitting in my fridge

that i havent been able to drink because i hate drinking it

Underage drinker bottle of choice

I still have core memories of us watching fucking boss baby and me being 26 shots deep

drinking whiskey is fun and comfy, vodka tastes too gross

I sip on umeshu

Tho i wont lie a lot of them taste like piss if u just sip them like whisky

Need the right ones

idk what the vodka was, idt it was Stoli or Smirnoff

but it was this lame 80-proof green apple vodka

that was my favorite sipping vodka

Whens drunk movie night, i need to form more memories of being black out drunk

i dont usually drink for movie nights

only time i did was fiona and cake

Max, what does this look like

It's apparently not a snake

looks like someone dumped a rotting turd

we should try snake alcohol though spooky

really

Embalmed turd

I need to find someplace that sells weird shit