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Spooky, do you have carpet in your bathroom?

I probably have like 300 books in my office

Oh spooky, that is a detail I forgot to say

I have zero carpet in my new apartment

all hard wood floors

Lego instruction manuals count as books

RIP

not rip, carpets suck ass

Lmao pika cant afford to carpet his bathroom

well, the good part is it'll be easier to clean

what a fucking loser

did you finance your waterbed too?

Dolf guess my rent

rent?

be a landlord

how much per month

triple that single mothers rent for no reason

idk like 2300

lmfao

no

higher?

1825 CAD (1320 USD)

nice

one bedroom, 650 sqft

fuck

higher than my 2 bedroom duplex after its 20% rent spike

Canada ICANNOT

Water and heat covered, electricity not covered in my rent

lol

$2.03/sqft

with electiricty bills mine might be higher

Pika, you should use that to factor in how much every individual part of your room costs

so you bed, that's probably ~$60/month

I will rent out parts of my apartment, you have to buy per sqft

Spooky, I will commit to not living in an area if you buy it from me and pay for it

lol

I want to buy the most inconvienent sqft

the bathroom

I want your toilet

Actually Spooky, I am first going to convert sqft into cubed feet and include the total volume of the house

I just want the center of the toilet

you can buy space in 3D

your toilet Pika, that's $4/month

what a steal

I want his showerhead too

and all the faucets

and lightswitches

buy all the height in the apartment so I have to duck when I walk

dont touch them

I want the volume of air above your pillow

I want the door

dont touch my door pika

go in and out through the windowas

3rd floor

I will try

better learn to repel

give me the fridge too

I am fine with pokemon showing up

I just need to learn to climb

Streamer house is $1.57/sqft per month technically

lmao that meme

lot less if you count the yards and outside areas

@DeadDogJE Are you sure you don't want my onlyfans? I got 5 slots left for 50% summer birthday fun

arent you spooky's girlfriend?

no

we're friends

lol.

i thought you were an item. that's why i asked if he ever made you go ooh banana

i think id kill myself and me and spooky were an item

u wana buy y/n

thats a nice thing to say about your friend

Its okay, Max would also drive Spooky to kill himself

so it evens out

whats wrong with spooky?

Dude

a lot

I wish we knew

I ask myself that more and more as the days pass