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Both of my families christmases got canceled and moved to next week because everyone besides me basically is sick

lol

Merry Christmas!

Lmao

they have the virus

they need to crawl around

I must reach for my gun and manually load and reload 1 bullet at a time

That game would be a lot better if it had an “empty all” button

To just shake the bullets out

They just wanted to respect your birthday

And give you some space

Do they plan on being sick for a whole year?

Fuck you

what could this mean

It's not Christmas Eve.

whoops

merry Christmas!

Did you guys get everything you wanted?!

We haven’t done Christmas stuff yet

Look the wholesome holiday movie I just watched with my family tells me that being alive is the greatest gift of all so your default answer should be yes

Merry Christmas

My nephew dropped a knife on my foot

rip

is it okay?

Have you ever heard of the game “endoparasitic”

You might like it

Maybe I should get it for you

Lol it shocked me more than hurt

that's pretty quirky

good day on twitter

New chair get

Now nobody will know when u shit in it

Thanks, that was my birthday gift

never had an electric pencil sharpener before, love it now

pog

Idr the last time I used a pencil

bro was using a knife to sharpen his pencils

How far do you dare lean back in it Pika?

It does not have much lean

cat

Spooky…

we wish you a merry christmax

Pirate...

That is taking the Church out of Christmas you God-less heathen

Max kind of reminds me of your father pirate

Never around

funniness score: F

accuracy score: F

serpentine score: A+

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@Phijkchu_Pikachu @xBrox_54 Happy Boxing Day

lol ty

hey xbrox

good song though

the mcdonalds in my hometown closed out of nowhere despite being in a great location so we think it might be being renovated to become one of these https://cosmcs.com/

have you seen their menu yet Leg

it's weird

Its drinks, breakfast and snacks

it's like they want to be a cross between some trendy drink/smoothie bar, a starbucks, and a dairy queen

Why

@🐝🌯🌯🌯💥