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had a bizarre phijkchu-tangential dream. lots of things were going on but at one point I was in vc with rusp and max and max was explaining her theory on the lore of some game saying how she was doing research in it to find something. it was some game that kinda looked like halo but it was Japanese, the lore was it was like a simulation alternate world plot twist thing. rusp was doing something else but was there. anyway then she replied to an old post saying something like "check the spoiler tags here I knew this all along" then posted the cmd output of some dataminer script. I asked her why she always using raw cmd instead of like powershell or windows terminal but she just kept laughing and doing squidward so I got mad and left. then for like a split second one of my professors said about how at this year's conference for some thing he observed the 13th weather phenomenon, with a picture on a slide show of a quadric surface being rained on from all sides then I was in a car with one of my roommates. he was talking and driving and accidentally slammed into my family's house. he didn't seem to care anyway I was like launched out. as I got up and walked to the place I had a lot of people be like "damn that's crazy u almost died' including one particular generic bro looking guy who I like complained to for a minute. then I saw police bald with sunglasses who told me to make sure I drank something. as he was taking the whole time I was like fiending for him to shut up so I could go drink water, except for some reason mentally the way I envisioned drinking water was taking a fraction, multiplying numerator by 8 3 times then multiplying denominator by 9 3 times. I was like running through it mentally as he was talking so I would be able to do it as fast as possible once he was done. then I woke up and like felt like I needed to drink water or I would die so I did that but felt sick after

I can't believe your roommate is Spooky

better to crash into your friend's house than into an old tree

wish i remembered dreams that well

rusp managed to not call this channel reddit while he was online

i wrote it down after i went to get water

then when i went back to sleep i had a different dream

where at first i was like swimming around underwater in some kind of place for reasons i don't remember, there was some kind of thing that you could go through, on one side of the thing i could swear i could hear these crabs making goofy talking sounds

when i went back once i realized they weren't crabs but really tiny robots, like they looked like little cube robots with cube head and body

except they were all wearing like non-fitting bikinis

then when i surfaced i was in a gym and there were like a ton of those robots in the gym along with normal people

at first i was like "is this some robot future world?" but then i heard people like insulting non-robots, and there were a bunch of non-robot kids in the gym as well being bullied

the interesting thing is you are actually stil asleep

now my perspective transitioned to a third person view of me, one of the kids, who tried to stand up for another kid who got kicked off the track team for being a slow human

and i was like in a cage and was like trying to breka out, the kid next to me was like "what are you stupid?", but then i broke out and ran through and esaped the robot gym

then i ended up back in the ocean somehow and was swimming and like stressing about how to fix the robot society

when i encountered this like jellyfish thing? and something else i can't remember

and for some reason i don't remember i felt like i had to communicate with it somehow but it wasn't possible

but i saw it was communicating with the other thing via like blinking light

so i was like "maybe it can read my neurons" so it and the other thing had their like tentacle things around my head blinking trying to see if they could read my brain, i don't know if it worked though because that was when I woke up

this is what happens when i have to wake up at 7:30 AM for a lab

Nothing worth calling it Reddit over here

see if this were reddit, my posts would clearly be downvoted for being too genius and thus not be visible

No they’d be deleted by the moderators for seeming like schizophrenic ramblings

And people in the comments would be saying

well in this case this is a normal type of posting for this community

Um… are you for real dude?

if i got deleted i would go to to the the like anti-reddit for this reddit and post the HR flirting meme with pika posting his dreams on the top and me posting my dreams on the bottom

Well this community is not Reddit

Reddit.com humor

My statement was because I know the majority of people (even core members) mute Max chat

Because it is kind of a specific niche chat

But I thought it was generally interesting that Max was playing around with the old server logs to train an AI chatbot

Idk why you took it so negatively Pika, it was mostly a post for you tbh

I didn't even take it negatively

join chaaaat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQcNYb3DydA

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there were actually two versions of that game that created a paradox that is solved by bravely second

Happy Birthday King!

Industrial grade nips

Yes

How many babies do you think I can fit in here?

16

2 per compartment

maybe 4 per for optimization

32 total

Enough for a whole litter

(Laugh garbage)

make garbage laugh challenge (impossible)

Child getting hit by a bus:

Gent pfp in the wild on Twitter

wtf did Disney do with all their animators

Strike

this is actually 2004 animation

Everything about this movie seems like a parody

the strike

It’s half baked

The king is right

The premise alone is retarded because the king is just

Right

Even twitter was saying that

I like that he has an M on his robe

the animation was just so bad, I thought it was a parody

They’ll pull a frozen and make him evil I’m sure

Is it supposed to be evil to state that not everyone should be able to have their wishes come true?

marketable plushies

I have to imagine that's the lesson she "learns"