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really good deal

they've been doing a lot of those "buy 2x20TB, buy 2x14TB, etc." deals

I don't fucking understand how this aws billing works, I'm up to 350$ now lmfao

All in iops charges

i can build my own server at this rate

So.... about them IOPS

http://phijkchu.com:2976/

I had a dream that Edgar Allen Poe died

was pretty sad

rip

I had a dream that my toilet clogged after I shit, then it unclogged and it went down before I plunger'd it

idk what it means about my psychological state

i had a pretty wild multi-stage dream last night

bet you wish you had a poop shelf now, huh

Fuck

you got me

the first stage was unrelated to the first and involved my dad dying causing us to move in with my grandparents in lousiaiana in the second phase we were in louisiana but my dad was no longer dead, but was instead fighting some business feud with like some old friend who was hacking us or something? so we had this complicated operation to infiltrate his base and put bombs inside of it to destroy the hacking device, but we couldn't put bombs on the outside as they wouldn't penetrate the armour. i was part of the mission but put bombs on the outside which had to be removed. anyway the bombs went off but then for some reason it didn't work so there was a standoff during which i ran and my dad was killed. so now i'm actually with my grandparent except now we are living in the dystopia school tower city ran by the old rival of my dad. i go through the like class roster and i see that everyone there is like people i used to know and they announce this program where if you date someone you have to confirm with the admin and then they keep track of the number of kids you have. so anyway i'm meeting with the guy and we're like talking and he's impressed about the fact that i know what endianness means. and now for some reason my sister is involved in the story and we live in the same room and we have a shared power to time travel to the start of the day a la groundhog day. so we plan out murdering the leader of the city which will accomplish some goal. but then he gets like sus and chases us and i have to walk down the giant tower. but i forgot to change into outside clothes so i have to time travel back and put on outside clothes and then go down the tower. then i'm out on the streets when a speaker announces that a trade went through in the economy. then a missile strike comes and hits a building far off. so i take cover down and the shockwave and sound like blow towards me until they hit. and i take like burn tick damage slowly and my HP which i have now goes to 0 and i'm like "am i dead?" but a medic comes and restores my hp i think this is where the dream ended

I just saw a Rusp at the airport

I didn't even know this was allowed

Instead of a wheelchair, dude just used a scateboard and paddled around

what the fuck

jumpscare on my steam main page

lmfao

now you have to buy and play it!

lmao Lamp

I knew it would get at least one person

They let me into a school

Speaking of desmond

my back is out guys phijjchu is real

@reorruatrnte join vc we need to know something

what was it?

We just wanted to ask how you managed to hurt yourself by standing up

well it was less like i hurt myself by standing up and more that i realized a problem after a particular instance of standing up

...

Most healthy man on the seven seas

He's never going to survive the Phijkchu mud wrastle in October

I hate the DMV

Same

I live in the DMV

Don't be hating

I think most DMV's are made of limestone

Too bad they don’t have eyes

@heir My sister's friend bought a red/white/blue graduation sash to wear. She had no idea what "dutch" meant, thought it was related to how it was stitched

Idk how art students survive in the world

bruh

There are so many flag sashes here that make no sense

Black girl with Lichtenstein/Argentina

Taiwan/Ukraine

To be fair the old dutch flag was way better

i agree and it's sad that it will never be used again due to its association with nationalists or whatever

nationalists ruin everything

Dutch is a type of stitching, it's what I would have thought first too

This graduation is pretty fun, the art/animation schools' is Shrek-themed and there are a bunch of people dressed as ghosts from the fashion school

My sister in law graduation was a culinary thing so we just did a giant potluck, with everyone's family encouraged to participate

This part of the year is always really nice

So you're saying I should find a culinary school to hang out at and I'll get good food

I'm in

Yeah, there's a few culinary high schools here

Mostly the Cta schools

They love feeding strangers it's weird ahaha

There's a student bakery/cafe too which is cute on campus

She makes more than me now 😭

hello mini

i need you to just talk

keep talking

that's not the right question

yeah

that's better

i did it because it was funny

bush said it was ok

he pardoned me for doing my patriotic duty

it's ok i am made out of steel beams

yeah nah you can't melt that

what? no!!