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taxes Apr 25, 2023 11:28 AM general

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taxes Apr 25, 2023 11:28 AM general

AHAHAH

taxes Apr 25, 2023 11:28 AM general

TAI LOPEZ

Gent Apr 25, 2023 11:30 AM general

Replying to Spooky Phijkchu #spooky.131

he can have a redemption arc in a few months

So after the show is over

Phijkchu_Cynnydaquil Apr 25, 2023 11:36 AM general

I went from three hours delayed to being about 40 minutes ahead of schedule

taxes Apr 25, 2023 12:02 PM general

jon can prove past lives are real

Gent Apr 25, 2023 12:02 PM general

https://twitter.com/FishtankFunnies/status/1650873895719714822

Simmons has his own book on amazon titled "How to Pick Up Girls and Keep Them" LMAO. #fishtanklive

taxes Apr 25, 2023 12:02 PM general

yea that's yhe book where he talks about his tiny penis

taxes Apr 25, 2023 12:03 PM general

he has a book about being a camp counselor and it's all about picking up kids too

taxes Apr 25, 2023 12:03 PM general

lol.

Gent Apr 25, 2023 12:04 PM general

https://twitter.com/tommyvesec44/status/1650860451394383872

Simmons what's going on big guy? #fishtanklive

Gent Apr 25, 2023 12:07 PM general

Replying to taxes #tzfi

he has a book about being a camp counselor and it's all about picking up kids too

This show has really proved every single stereotype true

taxes Apr 25, 2023 12:10 PM general

fishtabk 2 better have a blaxk guy

Gent Apr 25, 2023 12:11 PM general

1/8 is 13% rounded up

taxes Apr 25, 2023 12:11 PM general

jon think he has self healing superpowers

taxes Apr 25, 2023 12:31 PM general

ASHAHAHAH

taxes Apr 25, 2023 12:31 PM general

JON IS ANTI FLOURIDE

taxes Apr 25, 2023 12:33 PM general

jon doesnt use forks to eat beacuse microplastics

taxes Apr 25, 2023 12:33 PM general

he doesnt use plates eitehr

taxes Apr 25, 2023 12:33 PM general

LMAO

taxes Apr 25, 2023 12:37 PM general

"I've dranken puddles from the mountaintops, but tap water...."

taxes Apr 25, 2023 12:45 PM general

Jon was depressed one day and then just decided that its all fake and it clicked and hes not derpessed anymroe

taxes Apr 25, 2023 12:45 PM general

and everyone should just do that

taxes Apr 25, 2023 12:45 PM general

depwession isnt weal

Spooky Phijkchu Apr 25, 2023 12:46 PM general

He's transcended

Spooky Phijkchu Apr 25, 2023 12:47 PM general

only a couple steps away from realizing this is all a simulation he needs to escape from

taxes Apr 25, 2023 12:47 PM general

he said it is all a simulation

taxes Apr 25, 2023 12:47 PM general

and fake

Spooky Phijkchu Apr 25, 2023 12:47 PM general

YES!

Spooky Phijkchu Apr 25, 2023 12:47 PM general

this will only lead to better outcomes

taxes Apr 25, 2023 12:48 PM general

people are lazy and ajust eat pizza smoke weed and play games

taxes Apr 25, 2023 12:49 PM general

jon says if someone is assaulting you, just kill them to escape

taxes Apr 25, 2023 12:49 PM general

if your spouse beats you, just kill them

taxes Apr 25, 2023 12:58 PM general

he just said its harder for black people to become navy seals

taxes Apr 25, 2023 12:58 PM general

💀

taxes Apr 25, 2023 12:58 PM general

and the one black navy steal could "definitely become a spartan"

Gent Apr 25, 2023 1:08 PM general

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taxes Apr 25, 2023 1:09 PM general

jon liked the halo show

taxes Apr 25, 2023 1:09 PM general

💀 💀 💀

taxes Apr 25, 2023 1:28 PM general

Replying to taxes #tzfi

and the one black navy steal could "definitely become a spartan"

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taxes Apr 25, 2023 1:28 PM general

wait hes actually rtight

taxes Apr 25, 2023 1:28 PM general

why does jon know allt his random ass shit

bob Apr 25, 2023 1:29 PM general

rate my build

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Gent Apr 25, 2023 1:30 PM general

Replying to taxes #tzfi

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That's also why blacks are bad at swimming

taxes Apr 25, 2023 1:30 PM general

he did say this with the context of

taxes Apr 25, 2023 1:30 PM general

navy seals

taxes Apr 25, 2023 1:30 PM general

so that makes sense

taxes Apr 25, 2023 1:33 PM general

hes just knocking on peoples dorr

taxes Apr 25, 2023 1:33 PM general

wanting them to wake up

taxes Apr 25, 2023 1:34 PM general

him and vance bonded over halo lore though

taxes Apr 25, 2023 1:34 PM general

really interested where all this halo content goes

taxes Apr 25, 2023 1:34 PM general

maybe they can get them an xbox :)

polu Apr 25, 2023 1:34 PM general

Get them an xbox with only Halo 5

taxes Apr 25, 2023 1:35 PM general

taxes Apr 25, 2023 1:35 PM general

AHAHAHA

taxes Apr 25, 2023 1:39 PM general

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Gent Apr 25, 2023 1:39 PM general

Can we kill him

taxes Apr 25, 2023 1:40 PM general

no shot this guy is fluent in like 6 lagnauges

taxes Apr 25, 2023 1:40 PM general

righbt

taxes Apr 25, 2023 1:57 PM general

taxes Apr 25, 2023 1:57 PM general

hes in

Rusp Apr 25, 2023 1:59 PM general

Is she teaching him to do art

Rusp Apr 25, 2023 2:00 PM general

NO VANCE DONT LEARN FROM HER

Rusp Apr 25, 2023 2:00 PM general

NO

taxes Apr 25, 2023 2:00 PM general

yes rusp

taxes Apr 25, 2023 2:00 PM general

shes gona draw vance with his intesntines being ripped out (cutely)

taxes Apr 25, 2023 2:03 PM general

JON WANTS TO LEARN TOO

taxes Apr 25, 2023 2:03 PM general

💀

Rusp Apr 25, 2023 2:04 PM general

Jon just wants attention

Rusp Apr 25, 2023 2:04 PM general

It’s really sad

Rusp Apr 25, 2023 2:04 PM general

lol

taxes Apr 25, 2023 2:04 PM general

he was knocking on peoples doors

taxes Apr 25, 2023 2:04 PM general

wanting them to wake up

taxes Apr 25, 2023 2:04 PM general

hesb ored

Rusp Apr 25, 2023 2:05 PM general

Josie sounded absolutely disgusted

taxes Apr 25, 2023 2:05 PM general

she really hates jon

Rusp Apr 25, 2023 2:08 PM general

Quiet autismo hates loud autismo

Rusp Apr 25, 2023 2:08 PM general

It makes sense

taxes Apr 25, 2023 2:32 PM general

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reorruatrnte Apr 25, 2023 2:47 PM general

they should give them one of simmons books but with all mentions of his name stripped from it

taxes Apr 25, 2023 2:53 PM general

damiel deletd the tweet where he told jon to kill himself

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