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Average age of 30 is a big reddit moment

(don't look up how old famous historical people lived to be)

same page as a result

Infant mortality was a huge problem in the olden days, like all animal species on earth

When kids made it past 5, they'd probably make it to there 50s-60s

no gents right about biblical people being very old

moses was 120 when he died

yes we all agree that the bible claimed high ages

that was not the contention

I knew Moses was old

Another point for my religious education 😎

says adam was like 930

Adamn old man

imagine living for 9 fucking centuries

thats like

at least 4 presidents

imortality must have been pretty lame

Russian presidents maybe

if you only had Eve to hang out with

That vile whore

Classic woman

Imagine giving your rib bone equal rights

I want my rib back

Okay take your choice

One rib for Eve or a McRib (rib patty) sandwich from McDonalds

That doesn't even have rib meat in it

looks like a rib to me

That’s what she looked like

Mcdonalds be like "what flavor of bologna you want?"

I hate defending mcdonalds

but it's not like their food is some 3rd world slop

rusp how starved for food are you at the time of this question

it's cheap processed meat

Yeah, bologna

b/c if you are about to die of hunger you take the woman and grill her

good thinking Bopit

You are in a contented state

Also youre a chad and a king amongst animals

how good is the woman at cooking and not fucking things up

Eve is the original fuck up

mcrib it is

You're implying god is flawed?

Literally committed

Original sin

No satan causes it

Who created satan