games

ok hear me out

if you make an actual PhijkchuGames page or w/e

the background of the dev page is just that image of my bulge

lol

we need to save spooky's bandwidth so it has to be static

A woman is excited for my game

I’ve made it fellas

A Canadain woman

chill

It is cold here yes

do you want her IP Rusp?

so you can meet her

For someone to be excited for this you would’ve had to oversell the shit out of it

the overselling is the other steam submissions

Again, spooky is probably right

she probably has to wade through 100 asset flips

and scams

and porn games

between actual games

I think it was that I didn't type like a retard Indian scammer

also rusp you got blown the fuck up for having 4:3 aspect ratio screenshots

You should’ve let kody kaz do the negotiation

Rusp actual gave me 720p screenshots

I 4:3'd them

I was very lazy so

I opened OBS

Pulled up the game

And screenshot it in OBS

lennod jump game is also in 800x600 resolution so we'll see if they question that again

That’s our funny gimmick

Everything is in a retarded resolution

777x777 here we come

Make one of the 1080x400

its a really wide game

fullscreen games are for pussies, if i can't see my black desktop i wil literally throw shit onto the game

also pika that is brilliant

It has wide appeal

Here's our new queen

I'll let you know if she reviews our game a second time

or if it's someone else

I wonder how many indians try to fuck her

considering they are all perpetually horny

Yeah what weirdos lol

Haha

lmfao

Honestly though

our award is probably more fair than most awards

it was literally fully democratic, and we got near 100% voter turnout