bot-and-josh-apparently
Thursday, December 3, 2020
is rusp lying to me 20 no
/r d20
@Dolfin:
d20 = (3) = 3
we have an issue
I don’t lie
thats a lie
I don’t lie
/r d20
@Rusp:
d20 = (12) = 12
roll to see if umbreon is lying
/roll 1d20
@Lute:
1d20 = (10) = 10
hmmmmmmm
Nigga
Did you just spell it
Lieing
Oh okay
You wouldn’t do any lieing
lieing is illegal
on the internet
no it isnt
roll to see if I'm lieing about lying on the internet
/roll 1d20
@Lute:
1d20 = (15) = 15
hmmmmmm
Cleanse chat with lye
/r d20
@Gent:
d20 = (3) = 3
summon fire
@Phijkchu_Pikachu:
d20 = (16) = 16
add 4
/roll 1d3
@Lute:
1d3 = (1) = 1
That’s sad for two different reasons
1*4 = 4
roll to give rusp mod 4
/r d20%4
@Phijkchu_Pikachu:
d20%4 = (15)%4 = 3
sorry better luck next time
I can’t believe I didn’t get mod
Now I’m stuck with admin
give rusp mod 7
/r d20%7
@Phijkchu_Pikachu:
d20%7 = (3)%7 = 3
sorry better luck next time
Kill a mod
/r d20
@Gent:
d20 = (11) = 11
I'd die for an 11 year old
No you wouldn’t
Wow, so noble
Your in it for their pain
I'd die for one as in "man, I'd die to get a donut" I want to consume a loli
I too would "die to get a donut"
I realized part way through writing it the phrase was I'd kill for a blank
so I kinda had to force it
I too would die for a 2 dollar pastry
you've got cheap donuts
You will die, yes
Finally
Thank god
Past(ry) away
How much do they normally cost, it's just a ring of fried dough
I'd die for a 10 pack of timbits for 2 dollars
I’d die of heart failure for enough donuts to cause it
(also donuts < 2 dollars but whatever)
At my local donut thing it’s like
70 cents a donut
It’s a really fancy donut
Yeah it’s doughnut