bot-and-josh-apparently

why live

roll for ml of cum horse can shoot

/r d100

@Phijkchu_Pikachu: d100 = (75) = 75

nice

roll for L of horse cum

/r d100

@Dolfin: d100 = (7) = 7

still alot

thats a lot more

7000 times more

no

roll for cubic meters of horse cum

/r d100

@Phijkchu_Pikachu: d100 = (64) = 64

roll for L of whale sperm

/r d1000

@Dolfin: d1000 = (719) = 719

roll for dolf to fuck a whale

/r d20

@Phijkchu_Pikachu: d20 = (11) = 11

nice a loli whale

roll for pika to be fucked by a whale

/r d20

@Dolfin: d20 = (20) = 20

YES

PIKA GETS PEGGED

welp

pika

time to go into the atlantic ocean

roll to see if I am bigger than said whale

/r d20

@Phijkchu_Pikachu: d20 = (10) = 10

now pika

choose

blue whale

or rob donor

which rob donor

can it be shuckle

any

whales have tentacle penises

shuckle has tentacles

($100 or more)

Max pays for robs patreon she counts

oh

so do i

you wanna fuck me

why

so i can get into the dvz tests

we already have someone to leak the non existant posts

oh

thats retarded

i have said no words in the discord

its a dollar

im not that jewish

roll to see how jewish

/r d20

@Dolfin: d20 = (12) = 12

ok a little jewish

roll to see if that is percent (20) or how many jewish acts per hour (1)

/r d20

@Phijkchu_Pikachu: d20 = (5) = 5

well pika 12/20 is decent so

60%

/r d20

@Dolfin: d20 = (9) = 9

/r d777

@heir: d777 = (159) = 159

/r d20

@xBrox_54: d20 = (16) = 16

/r 100d20=20

@Dolfin: 100d20=20 = ( 9 16 20 15 4 8 14 18 12 8 6 6 7 12 2 19 13 4 15 9 6 10 4 10 1 4 2 13 3 20 18 13 1 12 4 15 12 13 3 3 3 3 20 2 10 9 14 18 6 6 17 10 3 12 17 5 8 1 7 4 20 20 14 12 7 12 6 11 15 8 9 9 18 2 5 19 11 6 12 13 14 7 11 8 18 1 6 8 4 5 20 12 1 16 10 17 15 1 11 19 , 6 successes) = 6

thats surprisingly accurate

/r 100d20=1

@Dolfin: 100d20=1 = ( 6 17 16 6 8 17 1 10 8 15 9 2 10 8 17 5 18 1 12 2 9 7 4 3 20 15 5 4 15 18 9 15 17 2 5 20 18 15 4 19 10 2 12 5 20 16 20 11 5 19 20 9 5 14 8 1 8 11 5 19 16 19 9 8 4 2 2 19 7 7 5 9 5 7 18 8 4 4 15 7 19 5 3 4 13 6 3 8 14 7 18 5 7 1 4 12 14 13 19 17 , 4 successes) = 4

/r 100d20=2

@Dolfin: 100d20=2 = ( 7 14 3 2 11 7 8 15 9 16 2 3 3 11 2 20 10 15 19 11 8 1 6 10 19 15 16 19 5 10 6 7 9 12 10 17 10 8 16 10 3 6 3 9 8 5 6 6 1 8 14 6 4 15 10 3 10 3 13 19 20 17 7 18 17 17 13 13 16 15 15 5 20 4 13 8 11 12 14 5 11 12 11 2 4 17 7 15 19 5 13 2 6 16 7 18 17 9 5 1 , 5 successes) = 5

/r 100d20=3

@Dolfin: 100d20=3 = ( 9 9 8 10 11 11 2 12 2 4 5 13 10 4 7 16 20 15 20 6 20 17 2 10 6 3 10 17 6 18 2 17 11 2 11 5 2 6 12 16 18 10 12 11 11 9 7 13 11 14 4 14 10 6 15 14 12 17 5 4 9 17 17 5 6 3 12 10 8 9 1 18 17 20 2 15 8 18 2 20 8 15 19 7 10 6 10 16 6 13 7 13 11 20 14 8 7 5 8 1 , 2 successes) = 2