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denial, anger, bargaining, depression and acceptance

I don't care if Bob's ok

tell me about the mold

is it ok

the mold is still there

Thank God

good work my symbiote

Spooky the Mold mother

happy birthday xbrox

Hbd 4894_party_kermit

honestly I think budget bean

I can already do that

I know math

and have an awareness of money

item finder is the best one objectively

because of bullet 3

being able to teleport any small enough object to your person

is op as fuck

talking to sheep is pretty tempting

as a welshman, that one is tempting

actually, health hud might be the best objectively

since it gives you an exact awareness of what is wrong with you

you'd basically be able to stop anything like cancer at the most opportune time before its too late

that is true

true but

money

10% is not even that high of a buff

unless you are making a ton of money, its negligable

40k is now 44k, thats not that much more

the money one implies you are terrible at setting limits on your spending and that you're a retard

especially if that money is still taxed

4k is a lot of money

pika

it is, but I don't think its better that literally being able to teleport things, or exact health awareness

I would buy those abilities for more than 4k

well if you're not retarded like me

then yeah

Get the tasty tab and become a chef bob

you will make a ton of money with perfect cooking powers

TRUE !

the clean one, people could hire you to live in their house for a minute so it is instantly clean

imagine the money you could make as a cleaner

actually that implies

that I'd have to be friends with them

I mean, its vague

do they need to consider you a friend

and "friend" is kind of subjective

or can you just consider yourself a friend of humanity

I think friend has to be two way

it fucky

either way, become a private chef for a celebrity then

and befriend them

Tru

become my balls

I think the 10% money one is the most broken, so you have to assume some sort of limit on it

Health hud seems like the most interesting

at your level of income its broken, I really don't think it is for most people

you just get half a minimum wage persons yearly earnings as extra income

it's not "my level of income"

oh, re-reading it again

ok I'm less sold on it

you can't infi-loop the 10% thing

i mean technically i guess you could convince a billionaire to hand you a fucking lot of money that both of you agreed you "earned", and you could give money back

Item finder seems the best

This was a neat hypothetical bob

good post

but then what's the difference between budget pill and any old bank

money is all fake anyway

honestly, as a way to improve the money one

replace the 10% buff with "regardless of the job you do, you will make the same amount of money working 20 hours a week as you would 40" would make it more worthwhle

I think

honestly it's just midas touch without the whole destroying your world

Or make it so you pay no taxes

On anything

that pill just isekais you to libertarian land

of it you want to keep the theme of "awareness of money"

make it so you can predict stock changes in 5 hour increments