b0b

this is the inner function of my head

How goes it bob?

hmm

I'm doing pretty alright

could be better

Damn. Hope it gets better

oh it didn't

damn.

I just spent 3 hours freezing my ass off because I let my dog out into a blizzard on accident

I got the dog

everything hurts

I hope you and your dog are ok

he's built for cold stuff but I am not

Malamute?

great pyrenees

french dog

Ah a livestock guard

doesn't guard shit

just

kind of a pain in my ass

not even my dog, he's my sister's but she's a depressed slob so guess who's taking care of him

and guess who has to go get frostbite to get him back

thats me

Do you have carhartts?

If not invest into them

j.a

>enter server >people acting childish >whip out the classic "you should hit the gym and get a job" >blocked by three people >refuse to elaborate

>cannot elaborate because blocked

Bob how did you come up with that amazing quote

bob more like

obo

more like bbo

dod

obb

Is that your room

fish balls

merry christmas bob

merry christmas

How goes it

I got a new laptop and some snacks, and fuckin uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh mario 3d world

friend of mine gave me nitro

today was pretty good

sending love and support if you need it bob

the russians are hijacking my brain waves

please welcome spooky to bob chat

joly shit sspiiky

mmmmmmmmmm

i just realized i actually say ope sometimes irl

ope

yes

very good

the thing about ope

is its not something that should be typed

it is literally a noise you make to acknowledge something before you speak

in the time before your brain has any time to process an actual response

ope

ope

I'm drinking blood

My piss after drinking motor oil

SAME!

I'm getting wasted for new year's

Same

This is what a real farm boy drinks

Or this

mini

yes

did your dad ever keep any of that orange-scented soap stuff in his garage for cleaning grease off his hands

yup

I know the soap you are talking about

I have some in my garage

I used to eat that because it smelled good

I might have some