b0b

hospital mom works at was almost victim to a shooting literally this morning

did somebody stop the shooter?

yeah a relative of the suspect called it in early in the morning and police intercepted him

Imagine that call

"hello front desk, yes my son is on his way to shoot up your building, you might want to do something, good luck"

press release said a brother in law of the suspect called it in and that the suspect himself was a former employee of the hospital

also they called the police spooky its not that retarded

spooky cannot imagine calling the police in any scenario though

why is that

If Spooky is within 20m of a cop, someone will die

it will be him or the cop

just how it works

Study magnetic force and you'll understand Bob

do you have a magnet in your brain or something

In his feet

its like twilight princess

iron boots

Magnets

How do they work

That's the equation to life

Me

good morning b0b

hi mini

how are you

good

Hey Bob congrats on the win

I think..

I don't think it's over yet

oh right, that

i wonder if i could get some more votes somehow

who wants to be bribed?

me

alright, what do you want in return for your vote?

$30

Quality content bob

This is what we would have lost if fire took over

You love to see it

Nice 12 slowpoke plushies

You need to find an even bigger one now

That’s awesome

How big is the bottom one?

approximately 1x2 m

more reaslistically. like 50cm height for the head, 1-1.3m long

the fuck is your reference

ah the molding i see now

66cm tall 1.5 meters long if I had to guess kappa

What is this in real patriot terms?

Jk, but im guessing it's the pokemon center plush

6 by 12 footlong hotdogs about

no

I wonder where garbage got his numbers from

3 by 6 footlong hotdogs

Garbage is just very good at determining measurements

speaking of hot dogs

WHAT

wasnt it 1.99

1:50

its over

wait

thats photoshopped

the 2 is shorter than the 5

were saved

And seems to be a different hue of blue possibly

regi starts scalping the costco hotdog

you ever try that

I was considering it yesterday because I was in a very self-harm tolerant mood but thankfully I found the image more funny than advice to be followed

thats too bad

I doubt it works so next time try it and tell me the results

I did the motion and I could feel it straining the ligament in my wrist when I bent down so I'm assuming you just need to snap it fast enough

Do it!