b0b

yes

$345 they owe me in overpayments

but they're like "sorry sweetheart we don't know if you exist or not so we need to check if you're real"

phijkchu chat

I have a hypothetical situation for you

you have a penny

this penny doubles in size every single day

imagine that you have everything available to you in the realm of possibilities

@Lute hit him with every simpleflips discussion on the penny

how do you contain the penny

It would eventaully collapse into itself because of its own mass

forming a blackhole

all you have to do is launch it on a rocketship moving fast enough that by the time it does that, it will not be a risk

I feel that I have made an error

what would happen if you cut off parts of the penny? would the cut off part double in size every day as well?

if not then that would be a nice and sustainable infinite source of metals

I'm sure that you could slow down the would-be exponential growth in such a way that it doesn't become a problem

hey bros

this is what my team would be if I was a normal type gym leader

B0b do not fuck the Lopunny

or the snorlax

that was not the plan

Play gen 7 and give lopunny its mega stone

no its a strat

I switcheroo and give you the item that halves your speed

and take yours

I have klutz, idiot

so do I

what

Then die because base lopunny is trash

You probably want max hp on it since it’s never doing damage

I get at least one or two free turns with power-up punch

and then I baton pass that to pivot into the slaking

and then the demon is awake

You’re passing to the truant guy

yes but the guy who has 400 attack

At least give him speed

so you're saying give the lopunny agility

Speed EVs

oh

nuh uh

Dunsparce can hold eviolite if it’s gen 9

okay thats actually a good point

And there's the tera types to adjust

Gen 9 actually has some crazy options

I think tera psychic adaptability for the porygonz

that's the only thing I have

tera psychic uh

analytic

I mean

hi bob

why dont you run headbutt on dunsparce

coverage

Retaliate on slaking would be good too

retaliate???

Movepool limitations suck ass, but you still get some decent power

Oh bob, I know something funny you could do

go on

You lead staraptor, final gambit to kill the opposing lead, then scarfed blissey can copycat the final gambit to get the much strong final gambit

With base 255 hp

that is pretty funny

so like

just

"hey asshole we're both using 4 pokemon now"

If it works out you end up playing a 4v4 game, but your 4 would likely be a more solid core since you chose which ones die

I'd probably swap for the lopunny and the dunsparce if I were to do that

which would be very funny

This is the classic dunsparce set, though I think dudunsparce might be better

You can go body slam over glare

With the para nerf you might actually need more speed

Bite over rock slide actually, it has better pp

quirky

but gent I don't actually intend to use this as a real thing it's just, what I'm doing

In game gym leaders don't try hard enough, be the change we need in this world

but I'm the normal type guy

If you're gonna have gimmicks you gotta make them memorable

good point