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Wednesday, July 20, 2022
Interesting
only full vods of his I watch are the randos
twitch (contrary to what a bipolar woman might lead you to believe) is a barely usable mess
Ayy they already made the vods channel https://youtube.com/channel/UC1qsXgdSxJnQG1wy2Gnvuqw
ZFG Vods
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Nice fumo f.d. monkey
Thursday, July 21, 2022
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Sunday, July 24, 2022
Not a fan of coke
Its better than pepsi
but I am not the biggest fan of either
I like pop
:Kappa
If I had to pick
cream soda (its a pop the name is cream soda), Root beer (A&W in particular is pretty good), and ice tea are the canned drinks I go for
I do not drink pop very often at all though
based you agree with it being called pop
If I had to pick a few others
canada dry ginger ale is pretty good
also the special cranberry ginger ale they sell during christmas season is peak seasonal pop
there is this carbonated lemonade I like too
and watermelon soda in a similar vein
orange crush is good
I think those are all the ones I have drank that I would say I like
Replying to Phijkchu_Pikachu #klombak also the special cranberry ginger ale they sell during christmas season is peak seasonal pop
this
Monday, July 25, 2022
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Wednesday, July 27, 2022
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Wednesday, August 3, 2022
Oil Change instructions for Women:
1) Pull up to Jiffy Lube when the mileage reaches 3000 miles since the last oil change.
2) Drink a cup of coffee.
3) 15 minutes later, pay and leave with a properly maintained vehicle.
Money spent:
Oil Change:
$20.00
Coffee: $1.00
Total: $21.00
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Oil Change instructions for Men :
1) Wait until Saturday, drive to auto parts store and buy a case of oil, filter, kitty litter, hand cleaner and a scented tree, pay $50.00.
2) Stop and buy a case of beer, pay $20, drive home.
3) Open a beer and drink it.
4) Jack car up. Spend 30 minutes looking for jack stands.
5) Find jack stands under kid's pedal car.
6) In frustration, open another beer and drink it.
7) Place drain pan under engine..
😎 Look for 13mm box end wrench.
9) Give up and use crescent wrench.
10) Unscrew drain plug.
11) Drop drain plug in pan of hot oil: splash hot oil on you in process. Cuss.
12) Crawl out from under car to wipe hot oil off of face and arms. Throw kitty litter on spilled oil.
13) Have another beer while watching oil drain.
14) Spend 30 minutes looking for oil filter wrench.
15) Give up; crawl under car and hammer a screwdriver through oil filter and twist off.
16) Crawl out from under car with dripping oil filter splashing oil everywhere from holes. Cleverly hide old oil filter among trash in trash can to avoid environmental penalties. Drink a beer.
17) Install new oil filter making sure to apply a thin coat of oil to gasket surface.
18) Dump first quart of fresh oil into engine.
19) Remember drain plug from step 11.
20) Hurry to find drain plug in drain pan.
21) Drink beer.
22) Discover that first quart of fresh oil is now on the floor. Throw kitty litter on oil spill.
23) Get drain plug back in with only a minor spill. Drink beer.
24) Crawl under car getting kitty litter into eyes. Wipe eyes with oily rag used to clean drain plug. Slip with stupid crescent wrench tightening drain plug and bang knuckles on frame removing any excess skin between knuckles and frame.
25) Begin cussing fit.
26) Throw stupid crescent wrench.
27) Cuss for additional 5 minutes because wrench hit bowling trophy.
28) Beer.
29) Clean up hands and bandage as required to stop blood flow.
30) Beer.
31) Dump in five fresh quarts of oil.
32) Beer.
33) Lower car from jack stands.
34) Move car back to apply more kitty litter to fresh oil spilled during any missed steps.
35) Beer.
36) Test drive car.
37) Get pulled over: arrested for driving under the influence.
38) Car gets impounded.
39) Call loving wife, make bail..
40) 12 hours later, get car from impound yard.
Money spent:
Parts: $50.00
DUI: $2500.00
Impound fee: $75.00
Bail: $1500.00
Beer: $20.00
Total: $4,145.00
Knowing the job was done correctly..... Priceless
Thursday, August 4, 2022
Wednesday, August 17, 2022
that might actually be worth more than Max's fumo
