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the amount of sugar you put in everything

all your american bread is cake

to me

i mean

ah

huh

isn't that just fruitcake?

nope

or the bread is just out of the oven and the sprinkles smelt on their own

that sometimes happens xbrox

with butter to keep it sticking on there

literally chocolate on a slice of bread

this is standard breakfast

fair enough

oof

or is that still a mostly dutch thing

has putting chocolate sprinkles on bread spread to other countries yet?

i wonder

damn

aren't those just unripe tomatoes? or is that an actual thing

obviously

spooky

when you kill them, they bleed

lmao

sure but would a kid know that?

then again i guess ketchup being red can be horrifying in its own right

i somehow feel like kids would be horrified

i can see this only ever being useful at like an alien convention

oh i do remember seeing that a long time ago

Kreygasm

squirt on my food

ah yes

huh

is it actually colored blue?

yeah

i guess

but then i balance it by getting even more food

see max i'm actually a retard and when i get sauce i usually get too much by accident

lol

you must have incredibly liquid ketchup

what if you put it between two buns pika

new sandwich argument

let's go

what defines a sauce

why would you do that

that sounds disgusting

man i thought me thinking that was chocolate was a joke

i need to know

spooky what is this cursed stuff