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squirt on my food

>ez squirt

dunno if this image of it is real

god that looks so disgusting

oh i do remember seeing that a long time ago

i know its just ketchup

i can see this only ever being useful at like an alien convention

i think id gag trying to eat it though

kids birthday?

i somehow feel like kids would be horrified

this isnt wrong

then again i guess ketchup being red can be horrifying in its own right

that makes sense based on what ketchup is supposed to be though

sure but would a kid know that?

purple ketchup makes me think it is like, eggplant sauce

or some shit

lmao

how does this

https://www.mrswages.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/Green-Tomatoes-1024x680.jpg

become this

https://www.ellsworthamerican.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/4/2018/08/pass-the-ketchup-ThinkstockPhotos-502914896.jpg

when you kill them, they bleed

spooky

obviously

Max is probably the only other person here, who actually has green tomatoes around her

well spooky

I can explain the doppler effect to you

if you would like

i do indeed have some downstairs

aren't those just unripe tomatoes? or is that an actual thing

both

^

damn

I always forget, that it's a Virginia/Carolina thing

So you, me, and Reggie

i wonder

has putting chocolate sprinkles on bread spread to other countries yet?

We don't have good bakeries like Europe/Japan does

so no

oof

fair enough

we have bakeries but I have never seen that

I am sure it exists somewhere here though

wtf is that?

this is standard breakfast

lmao

literally chocolate on a slice of bread

with butter to keep it sticking on there

toast the bread and melt the chocolate alittle, then we will talk

still bad

that sometimes happens xbrox

or the bread is just out of the oven and the sprinkles smelt on their own

I was imagining something like this, but all jimmies

https://www.sweetestmenu.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/icecreambread7-1.jpg

nope

wtf is that? birthday cake flavor bread?

see I can understand what xbrox said, melting chocolate on bread is good

isn't that just fruitcake?

it's a sugar loaf , with rainbow sprinkles

huh

sugar loaf, think Banana bread without the bananas

ah

it's more like cake than bread, I guess

but it's heavy

i mean

to me

all your american bread is cake

the amount of sugar you put in everything

the "no real bakeries" will do that to ya

who needs bakeries

just add sauce

There are 1-2 quality bakeries within 30 minutes of where I live, and I'd have to fight in line to get a single loaf of bread for ~$10, during the 2-3 hours they're open each day

or, I can get a shitty loaf of bread from the supermarket, for $2

oof

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