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It's one of those gimmicky evolutions

Even when young

She's meant to be very intelligent

Saphira should be talking

They need to stop going back and forth between these two

No

Isn't it supposed to be a silver mark

Meanwhile in rape town

So let's see if they understand how to handle saphira

Roran learned how to fight probing through the power of simping

Few humans can do magic, eragon couldn't until he became a rider

Who

If Roran got the egg he'd probably be a much better rider

Viagra

At least they were trying to kill each other

This is brom right

I pictured it being about like that

Did she just incinerate a deer

Magic is op

So fun fact about the Eragon world

Elven

BLACK

Here it is https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/659418607587164183/725149760897417328/9a90ab241f294eb3921d6c9a69256ceada865d27.mp4

!!!

Where's my man fat geralt

Hey, I know this one

And didn't e;r say he was right about him and snoke being sith, since snoke was just palpatine

Sith is just the term for "bad magic man"

No one's left alive to demand compensation from these feathered fucks

Man, we should have learned from the natives and just murdered all our enemies

Shayamalan turned me into a racist

That's probably the start of my cynical phase

I've seen it once, and I vividly remember ever second of it

Lost episode is lost forever

https://twitter.com/Leafy/status/1278145261261316096

Jackson and Lee were more american than any of these niggers trying to tear down their statues

Is that the excuse you make, pedo?

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/584938636492144672/727713280113508453/unknown.png

I hate india

https://twitter.com/sadvxy/status/1277977134317711362?s=20

Beat the shit out of dan for me

There's very little internal consistency when dealing with his kind

Except when he decides he doesn't

It makes more sense the way they're released

It's not a spoiler

The point of ashes is largely to setup the ringed city

Explain gael

Ringed City is the END of the dark souls timeline

Are you retarded

Spooky