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I am the master of the seven seas

you do not know the stories?

happy pirate's day

for the company too

new logo

blue

no it's like

what the fuck just happened to my firefox

Barkley Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden is the best JRPG ever created

you're gonna have kids growing up that don't want to raid for booty

honestely the modern era's disrespect is dangerous

yes you were you moron

traitors in these waters

pirates always betrayed

unrip fuck you umbreon I included you in my masterpiece and this is what I get

rip

I miss the glory days where pirates were the overlords of the world...

and go back into my gravestone until I can raid for some booty again

I'll just starve

I give up

your lore jokes are worse than mine

I have to feed my crew, karp.

oh looks it's dinner

yes you all do

yes, they can be better ninjas than ninjas

so pirates are both all-unique and all-encompasing

all pirates are the same because pirates can be anything

not much besides appearance

and then you have the more populated rum-chugging take your women pirates

you have the loot-stealing dressed-up raider pirates with fancy sabres

there are two main types of pirates

pirates can be trashy or clean

that's the thing though

and the royals were the dirty swine

in reality pirates were the cleanest of them all

pirates being dirty was propoganda

because pirates are clean

you want find any screenshots of me saying shit like "damn I'm so hard I wanna bone my skeleton captain"

that wasn't included in the deal

figure it out

uh

not my best work

here's your ship

how big do you want your citrus orchard

fire