rob

Spooky's gonna be clipping it

apparently Rose only has 76 seconds of screen time

so much for her being a main character Kappa

I think they retconned the knights being Luke’s students

I know they are force sensitive

They also retconned Kylo being the one that killed the students in order to make palpatine make more sense as he was the one who killed them

So Kylo did nothing wrong when falling to the dark side.

but Anakin murdered younglings and got redeemed?

man this new trilogy is garbage

there is no need to do a "Kylo did nothing wrong"

Well I mean on the day when Luke tried to kill him for sensing his fall to the dark side

Which was totally in Luke’s character

We were told Kylo killed all the students but on his way there he hesitated and palpatine struck the building with lightning

totally in the character of the guy who saved his father from it

Yes that was sarcasm

yes I figured

Yes I presumed

I assumed and you know what that means

After the building got burned down 3 Jedi returned to the building saw Kylo asked what happened and then he fought the three of them and ran away

Despite not needing to fight them or run because he did nothing?

beginning his slow boring fall to depression where he joins the nazis that are more diverse in hiring than the rebellion

if the empire and orders would stop blowing up planets they would be the good guys

I’m surprised the first order had women in it tbh. I would have thought Disney wouldn’t want women to be bad

Rian Johnson made all the women in power incompetent so at least he hates them

Rian Johnson made every single resistance leader in TLJ female

And if there was a male in that movie they died

except Poe

Poe was demoted

He wasn’t a leader

maybe Poe was his self insert for his rage against his perceived abuse by incompetent women in power

And rose was the Asian driver that almost hit his car last week

and then kissed him

Then fainted

To be friend zoned and left behind

the most competent woman in that movie kills herself bombing the ship at the beginning

and people liked that character and wanted her to have more screen time in 9

That was roses sister

yep

I believe that all the people on Twitter with tweeting rosedeservedbetter are paid.

I can not believe the fact that so many people actually cared about her character or lack there of

like she stole from Finn

Finn killed her

By giving her the shoulder pat

When they left

Crushing her dreams of big black space cock

apparently the actress is actually pretty good, but that script was so horrible that it didn't matter

Yeah she’s fine

All of them are good actors but it’s the prequel thing all over again

Bad script hindered them

It’s funny. Adam Driver drove this trilogy

He carried it all the way

Rey does well despite the script but refuses to admit she's a Mary Sue

Adam Driver playing the emo kid who worships his dead grandfather is the best character

I can’t tell if this is sarcasm or not

he is the best but its funny that that character is the one that carries it

Yeah

He was at least still trying

Ewan McGreggor playing Obi Wan makes sense as a carrier

Kylo was the best imo out of the last Jedi

The thing with this movie is it’s sowing the work of two

Because 8 took us no where 9 had to make up for that fact

The first half felt like it should have been done in the 2nd movie of the tilogy

8 set up some stuff that Abrams threw out

And 7 set up stuff that Johnson threw out

“It’s only natural. He cut off your arm, you wanted revenge”

Jar Jar being in this would at least be a meme, which is one more than what we actually have

Retcon jar jar to be plaguies

yes

the entire movie should have been explaining that and then have Rey fight him

To lose

and then Kylo kisses Jar Jar

If you sit down and look at everything that happens in the sequel trilogy

Meesa Jar Jar Skywalker

You do not need to watch the original trilogy for it to make sense

The entire saga that is.

Because of this movie.

All of the ot characters are unimportant.

They all die

because the one that was supposed to be died IRL and they killed off the others before this one

Their cause failed because palpatine lived