rob

After the fucking mess that was TLJ

I did not care

SCOTT MENDELSON IS AGAINST THE RISE OF SKYWALKER

there was no way this was a good movie

AND HE WAS A TLJ SHILL

also why does every title in this trilogy start with the

A lot of shills are

That’s bad thinking

A new hope, The empire strikes back return of the Jedi

the a new hope, the return of the jedi, the the empire strikes back

it is thematic

The phantom menace attack of the clones revenge of the sith

The force awakens the last Jedi the rise of skywalker

I’m mad that this movie shares its initials with RoS

Revenge of The Sith

I was hoping that the movie would end with anakin coming out of a trance while talking to yoda to make everything that happened

Become gobos of pat’Ed

I would have hated that but less than this shit

Or have it all have been a force vission

Sorry wait the mouse is watching me

luke had

ITS GOOD MOVIE

+10 social credit score points

STAAAAAR WAAAARS

It’s got a 53 critic rating and people are like it’s just angry fanboys

Yet audience score isn’t out

yeah that is the funny part

the fan score is going to be lower 100%

but it is not out yet

Lower 100

Oh that’s what you meant

lol

Nvm carry on

Give me a gungan centered movie

no more movies

Jar Jar: A Star Wars storie

star wars is dead

let it stay dead

do you want them to ruin jar jar

Kathleen Kennedy said no more trilogies

rouge one was alright, but still not the best

Thus firing rian Johnson from his trilogy

Have you seen mandalorian ep7

I have seen like 1-4

Mandalorian is actually good

Not too interested in it, it seems alright

And what happens in ep7 made me feel actual emotion towards the characters

In a month

The sequel trilogy has had 5 years

I couldn’t care less about its characters

Oh right

REYLO IS CANON ISNT IT

yes

Did he put his big swolo cock in Rey

And be porn for 10 minutes

I mean

no he does the big seppuku

like a cuck

if you want me to spoilerino it

I know he does

you are seeing it tomorrow so I am holding off on spoiling it for you

Dies

Ok fine be that way

On other news

I can

ORANGE MAN BAD

Orange man inpeach

I never would have guessed

Yay trump is no more

no clue

What do you mean impeached isn’t removed from office

I’m actually surprised they impeached him

not like it will pass the senate lmao

Also apparently palpatine is the one who took out lukes students

Not Kylo

lmao

According to a comic that just came out

so the conflict that supposedly destroyed luke as a character was undone too

I guess that’s good