rob

then it cuts to the opening credit scroll

its bad when "it's was all a dream lol" is the only way to fix things

no

see

the opening is luke dying

but then he wakes up

in another world

with his force powers

sure

bam

next isekai

anime

set up

right there

Literally, anything that reconned the last two

would be better

Oh hey umbreon

oh hey pika

i need eye bleach now

thanks

i hate it

hey umbreon

hey pika

why is she kissing her nephew

thats much better

but why is sith lord jar jar there

seriously, darth jar jar would have been cool

I have been saying that would save the trilogy

opening crawl

very bad

oh yeah btw guys palp is back lol

it was in the trailer

still

and it was retarded then too

if someone didnt watch the trailer

it destroys the payoff of episode 6

rip my answer

ah all the jedi masters

and anakin

as vinny said in that clip

mace window as a ghost makes him a jedi master

lmao

having listened to literally every bad take about TLJ and how new star wars was great, this is cathartic

female lead is always a mistake

kappa

except

not kappa

I found one

a shill who claims it is good

Mace Windu being on the council means he's a Master

Is windu actually there as a force ghost

I wish

Good that he isn’t

Because that makes no sense

palp is back

Haven’t seen it yet but I’ve seen leia there

I know

that makes less sense

Leia being a force ghost also makes no sense as Jedi don’t equal being able to be a force ghost. You have to be trained to do it.

George Lucas on palpatine after he sold Star Wars but before the sequel trilogy came out to Ian mcdiarmid: that niggas Fuckin dead

Undermines the entire original trilogy

I’ve seen the clip of Rey v palpatine is that actually in the movie

yes

dolf

JJ has done it

its bad

its real bad

It’s worse than the last Jedi

DOOM COCK WAS RIGHT

THE LEAKS

THEYRE TRUE

the leaks were real

ALL OF IT

I have heard people who say it saying they were