rob

But im trying to go to bed earlier

Who is dan

I never saw anyone call you Dan, except as a joke

and now, everyone fucking calls you Dan

It was a natural progression

it's my own berenstien dimension

It’s like how you say something so much ironically

It’s berenstain actually

That it becomes unironic

It’s social engineering clearly

How

I think it has something to do with Minecraft

And typing dan is easier than typing umbreon

or something

Umb

it's short, dumb, and makes Umbreon sound like a toddler

That’s retarded

I believe he deserves more respect than that!

Yes I am at least a child

Get it right spooky

Emy

Exactly :)

Emile

Emi

E

ah pardon me, Emi lol

E

It'll be a cold day in Hell, before I ever stop calling you Umbreon

When I'm next in Arizona, we'll see what you're like irl

and decide what your name should be then

ly

Gay faggot sounds fine

Suck harder isn’t a good name spooky

Or Emily

That’s good too

He probably looks like a Sharquisha

You look like a fucking Tyrone

everyone in Arizona looks like a meth addict

who are very proud they're not Californian

That’s not true look at bopit

I look like a

uh

Skeleton?

hm

Yes

SANS

a dented skeleton

ITS SANS

Sans

YOUR DENT TURNS BLUE

I'm really not that underweight

you can't see my bones

Uhuh

Just passed out

Nbd

so

since luigi has yet to leave, i can assume hes a lurker

underweight is fucked now though, because the BMI scale has been drifiting to the right due to obese people

normal weight is "underweight"

Probably

Fuck I’m underweight now

What has the world come to

eat more

https://pics.me.me/when-you-fight-sharkeisha-4456661.png

IM NORMAL WEIGHT ILL HAVE YOU KNOW

I can’t believe dan would do that to max

Well, by Luigi's standards we're all 10/10s

Tragic

so that's nice at least

I also will never stop calling dan umbreon

You called me dan right there

Check mate

I need to come up with names for everyone, once I meet them

since I still think some of you faggots will refuse to give me your real name and I don't want to call you "Pikachu" in public

You should come meet me right now

Don’t worry Slayer

you don't know how much I wanted to Pika timing just didn't work out

Am in the middle of a snowstorm

You will be fine in public

Umbreon