rob

You know what these jokes remind me of

JOKE BOAT

We should rate each other by the quality of our acronyms next time

JOKE

BOAT

joke boat

Must Accept Xyclon

Hey guys welcome to Joke Boat

We’re just vibin here

Male Actually X-Com

shut the fuck up

wow

not you

rusp

oh

Vibe check = failed

Im gona shove a vibrator up your fucking pee hole

Mono Activated X-chromosome

Show her what happen to people that fail the vibe check umbreon

if you dont stop talking about vibes

Max I’m going to shove my peepee up your gaping pee hole if you fail another fucking vibe check

Just like his name

And dan is right

That’s what happens when you fail a vibe check

Did you guys know that max sent me a picture of herself

wow really

This is false info

Yeah

does it show feet

disappointing

wait it says greta on the bottom left

Max is a climate activist?

Yeah

And she has fetal alcohol syndrome?

If she can’t be hot the world can’t either

Wait, we already knew that

Rob: I don’t work well with staff I don’t abuse SSJ3Rob: How would you know you haven’t respected them in 12 years.

Whoever phijkchu glaceon is or if they exist they are the mole

hes

been gone

so

black mage was the mole

all along

i knew it

is this meganzoor or rob?

It is both Rob and Meganzoor

Yes

jesus christ, how is that not a cry for attention?

Rob quote tweeted and said he loves Vaporeon

So Phijkchu Vaporeon is the mole

there isn't one

and the mole is isolated

fucking

I knew it

paladin was the mole

alright so like

what happened to urealms

Let me try to give you the best timeline I can recall

so on the 14th, Rob does an introspection stream of his 8 years on twitch

*plays a prerecorded 40 minute video on stream

It is very pretentious and he talks about nepotism, ego, and a 3rd thing I forget for a bit. Then out of nowhere he announces he is canceling urealms live

and that everyone should go donate to a twitchthot named hivequeen

hey also dont you guys hate loveland or somethin, what's he doing here

This was amusing and we all had a laugh

also we like loveland

must be someone else im remembering

no see lamp

he talks about a random streamer he raided a few months ago, being his "replacement" and that he will be her producer from now on

loveland is the guy who sounds like lamp

so rob loses some patreon supporters, and people are antsy on the forum

wait whatt

some bans, etc happen but otherwise nothing crazy

then, the motherfucker on friday does a youtube video

he announces that urealms live is no longer dead, BUT he is retiring in december 2020 and no longer producing content, unless fans donate 20k a month to him every month