rob

rob is insane

and trying to make his actual fanbase a cult

as opposed to us being a meme cult

spooky if you go to twitch con

you could have a super rob coin

Everyone here has permission to impersonate me and get the coin from rob

Impersonating you will be hard

I’m not black

funny

Also I’m a chad

Can’t really undo that 😕

Yeah kinda hard to impersonate "Max" when your name is "Chad"

:/

oh what if

you lied about your name though

that'd solve it all

My name isn’t chad

Wtf

we know Logan Paul

Ruspert*

I’m Logan Ryan Paul

Named after former

Speaker of the house

None of us actually go to conventions right

I follow some conventions

Do you go to them

if I end up at Iowa for a doctorate I might show up to Anime Iowa at some point

Naming conventions, those can be handy

LOL

GENT

OMG

Anime Iowa

If I had a very disposable very high income

God

You follow a naming convention too

I would go to twitch con maybe

I would never go to a con

I do have a very disposable very high income and I would never go to Twitch Con Kappa

That’s the spirit leg

Weeboo

I'd treat it as a vacation kind of though

because I'd consider going to a convention in the same city where I live?

Is that the ambulance sound

Max

You especially shouldn’t go to one

You’re going to run into all the Love shys

Iowa isn't a city you stupid fuck

hey rusp

Lmao owned

there was guys who

Anime Iowa is in Iowa City

didnt get in elavoters iwth girls

out of kindness

Well you’re going to get taken and molested by one

Out of kindness

uhuh

Or you’ll pass out and fall down the stairs ala tumbles

Pick your poison

(Also cons are just fully of smelly sweaty men)

(Not a fun place to be)

Max is either fat or emaciated irl

maybe for Dan they would be

Dan

Dan PepeHands

Maybe he can cosplay as Lennod

Pretend to be as cool as me for a day

why would he downgrade

You know it’s not a downgrade max

He loses an eye and 15 iq points

I have one leg

less legs

So more blood for my brain

is a major downgrade

Therefore smarter

okay but

small dick

therefore no blood goes to it

therefore you're equal

get fucked