rob

200 viewers omegalul

also imagine being literally unable to disable your follow / sub noise

Also, Megan is a retard

and can't tell if Rob's out of sync or not (he is)

!tired

Welp, I'm out

5 seconds into this pre-recorrded video

40 minutes of unfunny cringe

woah

dis is history

nevermind

hes just talking about stupid sjw shit

This is a little bit of revisionist history

sorry, this is a LOT of revisionist history

What other type of history is there

alright

i cant listen to any of this

I wish he'd drop the shtick for a second, and not try to preach when talking about his past

i thought he was gonna talk about looree shit

like how he met roamin

for a second

but its just

the same dumbass sjw shit he's stated for ages

in video form

about how saying the gay word was bad in his cartoon

i think he preaches like everyone has the same reasoning and opinions as him

so he comes off as a dumbass

he's afraid of unnecessarily hurting people with his language but surprise surprise some of us dont care my dude

Retroactively saying gary was a terrible person

lolwut

like in the cartoon

or

See, I'll tell you why this is obnoxious Rob is not a happy guy, living his life the way he has was not "filled with happiness" like he's pretending it was

he's happy now, sure

As in irl, the most vulgar of the bunch

but his actions didin't lead him to this current point out of some grand plan

like all things, he stumbles from place to place in his life

how do go from racist asshole for fun on a podcast to this in like 2 years

as all leading up to this

m e g a n

Something something disdain for father figures

rob is not a man

all of Rob's """"friends"""" are people trying to leech off of him

Does he not see this

Put Megan aside for one second

He didn't want to draw a line between work friends and regular friends

Perfectly said Gent

No, he said that himself

his gta friends and shit ye

and he wonders why shit with guude went wrong

I'm not being insightful here

i dont think he ever apologized for abandoning his friend

which time?

lmao

the minecraft server shiz

Tom?

he saw the minecraft eula and was like

welp im out

oh Guude

yeah

for someone who doesnt care about the money

that seems like money caring to me lol

which is especially sad since the eula barely affected mc servers income

they just switched to cosmetics and the same 12 year olds bought em

I believe that he WANTS to not care about money

But he keeps putting himself in the position where he really needs money

and then makes a shitton off his show and wastes it on weed and 1 month long vacations

dude is gonna get hard when he stops having a 4.5k patreon in his 50s and realizes he has no savings

"I gave this thot money, and now she follows me around"

Reminder, that Rob was crying at TwitchCon last year

oh rob is fucked financially

when he had no friends who would hang out with him

he lives in the second most expensive city in canada

Rob better not believe all this she he's saying

this is actually such terrible advice

he really should move anywhere else to prolong his existence

he can probably get away with paying like half what he pays now if he moves even an hour away